Poetry Corner

A henin is hid in her house,
And aglets bespangle her blouse.
She knows EVERY SONG!
When her fingers go wrong,
She says "Woof!" which is strange for a Mouse.

Curvaceous, cetaceous, and keen,
Her garden of corn, pea, and bean
Is ravaged by conies,
deer, voles, and their cronies.
"Far better than Gates," says Dol^phine.

An industrious woman is Reenie,
Though her workers think she is a meanie.
All work and no play
'Cept for Trivia by day
And by night and the times in-betweenie.

Paul can anagram better than spell.
This is true of his offspring as well!
When they saw "Paul(Old Fart)"
They invoked the old art
Saying "Pa, u r daft. l.o.l."

A remarkable woman is Trillian
Though some folks might call her a silly 'un.
Fenchurch and Wildfleur
And MiLady so styled her
That she might be four in a million.

And then there is chocolate girl
With her hair in a chocolate curl
And the kids at her breasts
(As her web page attests)
Are feeding on chocolate swirl!
 

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