The Definitive Fan Club of
The Mouse, et al.

Paul Olde Farte says, "If Mousie doesn't return soon, I will be forced to eat vegetables!"

Airtime would have had lots to say, but due to an unfortunate accident involving CrazyGlue, he can no longer speak, or play the piano.
 

Chudleigh says, "Mousie, look into my eyes. You are getting very sleepy. You are typing /join #trivia..."

 


"Woman who defects and steals the Answers stands a snowball's chance in hell of finding Enlightenment."
 
 


"Mousie and all you other traitors (yeah, you know who you are), I can't take the strain anymore. I'm fried from looking for the answers. Get your tails back to #trivia, or else!"


Reenie says, "See what you did? You drove me to get blitzed at my high school reunion. If you don't return to #trivia with the Mousey Answer Book, I will lose my mind!"
  And this, from Botley Charles McTrivia: "Mousie, et al., since you left us, the pinheads have had no one to annoy but me. This is extremely degrading for a bot of my caliber. You were always such a good buffer, and you handled them quite well. With all due respect, kindly return to #trivia, if for no other reason, to dispose of said pinheads. Thank you."
 

Alas, poor Trillian is unable to speak since she was assimilated by the Borg. We know she'd want The Mouse to return, even though she'd probably assimilate her and call her Moscutus. Resistance is futile.
 
WhtChocL8 is speechless when she thinks about how The Mouse has disappeared. She spends many hours in her library looking up trivia anwers, only to find that her reference books don't cover misspellings. "Mousie, come home!"

 

Dol^phine comments, "Moushon!!! Come hang on the beach with me and the other cetaceans! Forget Trivia! Get a life!"

Scoo-ba prepares for a dive, in search of the elusive Mouse. He hopes to determine whether Mousies can really swim.

Jawn especially misses Auntie Mouse. With noone to pick on, he is considering joining Mensa.

Since EnigmaGrl deserted #trivia, she has lost everything, including most of the answers to trivia questions. She spends her days wrapped in feathers, hoping someone will send her some clothes.
 
 
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