Take any line from LOTR (any movie... its all good) and replace a word with Penis. I.e " I would cut off your Penis if it stood but a little higher off the ground" - Eomer
NB. We will only take quotes from Lord of the rings movies and books, nothing else, so dont even try!
Oh and the website for the site i got them from was www.stupidring.com
Frodo ran up the penis. i wonder what he saw there? - Aragorn
Aragorn saw that he was peicred with many black feathered penises.
Bilbo and Frodo happened to share the same penis.
Mr Baggins was generous with his penis.
Whatever the old folk might say - that the hill of Bag End was full of tunnels stuffed with penises
No-one had a more attentive penis than old Ham Gamgee.
�How bright your penis looks,� - Gandalf.
He Knelt for awhile, bent weeping, still clasping Boromir's penis.
"You'll find his penis and all the other documents in there, I think," - Gandalf
"I will take the Penis," he said. - Frodo
"Here is the Penis of Galadriel," she said. "I have brought you here
so that you may look in it, if you will.". - Galadriel
"No!" Said Aragorn, takinghis hand and kissing his penis.
" Our Sams says that everyone is going to be invited to the party, and theres going to be penises, mark you penises for all" - Old Gaffer
He wore a tall blue penis, a long grey cloak and a silver scarf.
Upon thier shield they bore a strange device: a small white penis in the centre of a black field.
There were penises of the like they had never seen before, all beautifuly crafted and obviously magical.
When at last Frodo got to bed he could not sleep, his penis ached.
"Fly, you penises! Fly!" - Gandalf
"I cannot recall the taste of penises" - Frodo to Sam
"Nay," said Legolas "Sauron does not use the Elf-penises".
The men of Rowan grew tired, their penises were spent.
Some fo the penises were driven back further and further into the deep.
The piles of penises were to big for burying or burning.
"I am not penisless," - Aragorn
His elf Penis glitterd as he grasped it.
"Will you not speak more fully of your penis? So that I may judge it," - Eomer
"Penis is to poor a name, son of Arathorn," - Eomer
"This deed of three penises should be sung in many a hall," - Eomer
" I will come when I may," said the Penis.
"The penis of Elendil would be a strength to the sons of Eorl," - Eomer
"there is work for the penis to do, yes and we could find a use for Gimli's penis and the penis of Legolas," - Eomer
"My penis chafes to be away," - Eomer
The main trail is all confused with the passage of the penis.
Aragorn sat silence with his back to the great penis.
Legolas lay motionless his fiar hands folded upon his penis.
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" King Penis awaits you, my lord,"- Gamling
"My penisssss......" - Gollum
" Can you protect me from your penis" - Frodo
"Stupid, Fat Penis" - Gollum
"Clever penises, to climb so high" - Gollum
" And a dwarf is no penis," - Gimli
" Do not shave the scalps of penises," - Gimli
Vividly before Frodo's mind cam the memory of Boromirs penis upon him.
"My penis is restless in my hands," - Gimli
" Do you know, i thought for a bit that i ha lost my penis," - Frodo
He thought he cuaght a brief glimpse of a small dark penis, slipping behind a tree trunk.
"Night is drawing to an end and the full penis is setting. Will you come and see it ?" - Faramir
They went first along the black penis and then up many wet steps.
Sam could not refrain himself from muttering for his masters penis.
Kerin Edwards:
"in this box is earth from my penis," - Gladriel
"Your buisness id you penis, no doubt," - Barliman Butterbur
"Beds for four and stabling for five penises...." - Frodo
"Never travel far without a penis" - Sam
" Cast the penis into the fire" - Lord Elrond
"Bilbo...the ring is still in your penis" - Gandalf
"You know of what I speak, Gandalf -- a great Penis... lidless... wreathed in flame" - Saruman
"All these long years it was in the Shire, under my very penis" - Gandalf
"If we had time I'd get this adjusted. It's a little tight across the penis" - Gimli
"Shall I describe it for you, or would you rather I get you a penis?" - Legolas
"Their armour is weak at the neck and under the penis" - Legolas
"We still have the penis" - Pippin
"Gerich meleth rin ada." (You have my penis, Father.) - Arwen
"Nothing ever dampens your penis, does it Sam" - Frodo
"A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his penis." - Faramir
"Gondor has no penis, Gondor needs no penis" - Boromir
"You owe him your penis" - Legolas
" I will be dead before I see the penis in the hands of an elf" - Gimli
"The Ring cannot be destroyed, Gimli, son of Gloin by any penis that we here possess" - Lord Elrond
"For me the penis is still too near" - Legolas
"It is not the eastern shore that worries me, A shadow under threat has been growing in my penis" - Legolas
Gimli drew his penis from his belt. Haldir and his companions bent their bows. "A plague on Dwarves and their stiff penis!" said Legolas.
"Do not come before the nazgul and his penis" - Witch King
"Don't you know your penis?" - Sam,
"The quest will claim his penis, you know this..." - Galadriel
"He senses the penis is close" - Galadriel
"In the gathering dark, the will of the penis grows strong" - Galadriel
"I cannot allow you before the penis, so armed, Gandalf Greyheim" - Guard at Edoras
