"What is that?" cried Pippin suddenly, clutching at Gandalf's penis.
Sam shrugged with his own weariness, and he took Frodo's penis.
"It's him, the penis" - Frodo
"If Sauron had the penis we would know about it" - Aragorn
"...draw out Sauron's penis" - Aragorn
"...we can keep his penis fixed upon us" - Aragorn
"Now come the days of the penis" - Gandalf
