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THE OSCARS......
  Nicole Kidman and date.
It would appear that Nicole has once again gone for a beau somehat shorter than herself, although the gnome  was heard to say "I don't mind if she wears high heels".
When asked about her mystery man, Nicole replied "Gnome is where the heart is".
March 24th, 2002.
Hooray for Hollywood...... Da da da da da da da da da daaa......
Well here I am in tinseltown. As you can see  by the press photo below, I was honoured to be our Nicole's date to the prestigious event. She is such a wonderful person (of course, she's an aussie).
I have to say that I've never seen so many stars in one place. It was brighter than the night sky.
Rubbing knees with legends such as Ernest Borgnine and his lovely wife Tova, and younger stars Will Smith and his delightful wife Jada, the stunning Halle Berry, and Jennifer Connelley.
One thing I hadn't mentioned earlier, is that after my liberation and subsequent high profile, several movie directors approached me and asked me to make small cameo appearances in their movies. Some films had scenes reshot to fit me in. Imagine my delight when five of these movies were gnominated for Best Picture.
Check out "Oscars Part 2", for "taglines" and pictures from the movies.......
Also see me with Denzel Washington.
Some facts about the ultimate prize.
He stands 13 1/2 inches tall, plus has a 3 inch base, and weighs 8 1/2 pounds. It take 10 people 5 1/2 hours to make one statue.
Just to clarify things, obviously the one I'm standing next to is a replica (I'm 18 inches tall and weigh 2 1/2 pounds buck naked). Of course I'm not made of metal, so that explains the difference in weight.
WARNING
If you plan on watching the Oscars tonight back in Australia, and don't want to know the winners, don't read any further.
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Above left: Ernie and Tova
Above right: Will and Jada
Above left: Halle and Eric
Above right: Jennifer
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