Pick up Lines (deffinately NOT supposed to work any of the time)
If you happen to try any of these please email me at [email protected] and tell
me what happened. GOOD or BAD.
1. Hey.... Don't I know you from the bus?
2. My mom has that same dress?
3. Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
4. Would you mind if I hung out here till it's safe back where i farted?
5. Hey, do you remember back in highschool when you said you wouldn't date me in a million years? Well It's getting closer!
6. As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something?
She: What?
You: Me!
7. At the Laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?"
8. Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
9. Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
11. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
12. Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
13. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
14. Hi!
15. Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
16. Hi, how are you?
17. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
18. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
19. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
20. I seemed to have lost my way, would you mind taking me with you.
21. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
22. I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Her: No.
You: Well then, please start.
23. I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
24. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
25. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
26. Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)
27. Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong?
28. What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
29.You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
30. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
31.Walk up to a girl in a bar and pull out a print out of all the pickup lines on this site. When she asks what you're doing tell her you're trying to pick out the best line to use on a woman as beautiful as her
32. Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, "how about you call me tomorrow and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?"
33. Baby, if you were words on a piece of paper, you'd be what they call fine print.
34.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you
35. Go up to the victim in question, start acting like a penguin having a fit, when she asks "what the hell are you doing?" Simply answer " i am being a pengiun" she will look puzzled, just before she tells you to go away say "I was trying to break the ice!!!!!"
36. Can I have a picture? I want Santa Claus to know exactly what to get me for Christmas.
37.Would you like to dance?
No.
Oh thats o.k. I've got to take a poop anyway.
38. "Hey, want to dance?" (If no) say: "Did you think I asked you to dance? No! I said, you look fat in those pants."
39. Go up to someone (in a building or somewhere where there are a lot of people) and say, "There is a phone call for you." When asked who it is, say, "I don't know, but they asked to speak to the best looking guy/girl in the room."
40. Before you run, I am not a freak.
41.Who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?
42. Hi, I'm (name). What's yours? (She answers. Start with small talk). What's your boyfriend's name? (if she answers, say "thats nice" and keep talking. This way you don't look like an incensitive jerk. If she say's "I don't have a boyfriend" (reply with) Oh, I find that hard to believe.