Advise to live by
Never give a woman an appliance for a present.
Why you may ask? Well for some odd reason the woman will feel that she is not doing a good enough job. In fact she'll take it as an insult. In a way that we think she does such a bad job that she needs help to do some task. And all we wanted to do was make there job easier. Especially so it would free up more time to spend quality time together rather than doing some task that could be done quicker with this thing you could have bought them.
Girls are Weird
Do I really need to explain this one. I think not. But just to prove it... You pluck your eye brows. No guy really notices anyways.
Never Forget an Anniversary/Bday/First kiss date/ and any other date your mate may think important
If you forget, you'll be in the dog house for months trying to prove your reasoning for forgetting.
Don't work at Autobath!!!!!