Hi,
Here is my invention exchange for your contest. Okay, my invention is called a "Pantie", no not womens underwear. You know how people like putting on this thing that protects the front of the car, known as a bra?????? well, my invention is the same idea but it's for the rear of the car, called a "pantie".
Terry
Crow: Mike, do you think there is a chance the egg will explode maybe?
Mike: what? I don't see why.......
Crow Leaves
Tom: Exactly! You have no idea! So that's why you need the "Egg Disarmament Kit" Without it, every time you crack open an egg, you're risking your very LIFE!
Crow returns with a table covered with weird scientific equipment
Mike: Okay, just get this over quick. I have a craving for eggs for some reason.
Tom: Excellent!
Crow: we'll just be starting then.
Crow and Tom hook up a lot of suction cups and weird gadgets to the egg.
Crow: FINISHED!
That'll be $300.00
Mike gasps and starts to refuse
Tom: Hey! We may have just saved your life!
M9ike grumbles and forks over the cash.
Mike: at least I can finnaly eat my egg.
Mike cracks the egg with the tiny spoon and the egg promptly explodes.When the smoke clears, mike is burned beyond recignition.
Crow: well, I'll be D@^^%(-!)
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