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| Sarah Dunlap is my home town hero. She won the National Championship this year. HooWahhhh. She's from Pennsylvania! Oi Ahhh! |
 | My mommy is a muscular woman! She makes a man apple dumpling! I mean, mean apple dumpling, not man. |
 | Sometimes I wish i was a muscular woman, but then I listen to Journey's greatest hits, and a realize I really... |
