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| My mommy is a muscular woman! She makes a man apple dumpling! I mean, mean apple dumpling, not man. | |
| Sometimes I wish i was a muscular woman, but then I listen to Journey's greatest hits, and a realize I really want to be a hot dog. | |
| I once was a muscular woman myself. I used to tour around the country from town to town flexing my guns wearing a shiny pink bikini. Steroids did this to me. The beard, the glasses, everything. Don't do steriods. | |
| A few years go, I employed a muscular woman at my Fish Market, figuring she would be able to handle my big fish. Well, lets just say the fish handled her. Can I give a shout out? HI MOM! HOPE YOUR LIVER IS DOING GOOD! | |
| Like, one time, I totally thought it was amatuer night at the strip club, but like, it was totally muscular women strip night. I love chef boy r dee! | |
| I'm old. Being old is alot like being a muscular woman. I mean, for one, we both take pills to keep us strong. We both have sex thanks to Viagra. Well, maybe we're not so much alike. | |