MONKEY BONES:

(Lyrics by Robinson)

Monkey Bones
Can't afford no new spats, no
Monkey Bones
don't your skin do so much better
now you aint there

CONRAD WAS SECRETLY A JUNKIE:

(Lyrics by Parry)

Falling apart
Living in a dream
Wasted life
Makes me want to scream
Jacking it up
Feels so good
Cant you see
Your life's just fucked

Throw it all away
See it fall apart
Throw it all away
See it fall apart

All time low
Stealing from your friends
Cant you see
Its a means to your end

Falling Apart
Turns your back
Broke my trust
And you cant come back

DRUM N BASS:

I hate boy racers
In fiestas and novas
Doing 90 round the hairpin bends
With their ten-year-old girlfriends

Music blasting out
As they tear ass it around

Shove your kling ons up your ass
Its overblown pretentious crap
T.V. celebrity gimps
The BBC are all crack pimps

Hollywood cultures spawn
Lets be different teenage bores

Bolocks on the radio
How the fuck did we sink so low
Nothing but plastic food
Factory jobs and were all screwed

DANTZ ANTHUM 4 DA SUMMA:

(Lyrics by Butcher)

A-A-All y'all out there
Shave your hair
I just don't care

All y'all out there

Feel the beat
The beat from the street

All y'all out there

A-A-All y'all out there

Shave your hair

All y'all out there

Feel the beat
The beat from the street

All y'all out there

TAKEN FROM MY TRAILER:

(Lyrics by Butcher, Parry, Gibbins)

Everytime I look at the sky
It gives me an awful fright
All the time I wonder why?
I was chosen on that night
I was lying in my hammock
Watchin' my TV
When outta the sky
I thought it was God
It nearly blinded me

Coz it sure wasn’t Peggy Lee
So I picked up my gun n yelled
Quit botherin me!

I was taken from my trailer
By an ugly mother fucker
I was taken from my trailer
By an ugly lookin critter

Well outta the light
Came an ugly lookin' critter
Shoutin' that I mean you no harm
Please take me to your leader
And tell me where I am
I said your outta your mind boy
Im watchin' my TV
Now get the fuck away from my trailer

Im watchin my cousin
Marry his horse
Live on Jerry Springer

I was taken from my trailer
By an ugly mother fucker
I was taken from my trailer
By an ugly lookin critter

Well he knocked me out cold
With a fancy lookin gun
And when I woke up
I had something in my rump
What the fuck are you doin?
He wanted sample for his jars
And he probed me on venus
Before raping me on mars
and then the mother fucker
Tried medlin with my mind
But It didnt take to long
Coz i lost it in sixty five

Well Peggy Lee got awful scared
So she called in the FBI Just as they began to show up
I fell right outta the sky
They all came a runnin
And they asked me where i'd been
I said i was onboard a spaceship
Gettin raped by an Alien

GUMBO RAY:

(Lyrics by Parry)

Wake up and i'll go back til one
If you want me i'll do nothing
If you need me i'll waste away
Day by day by day by day

Laugh away a carefree day
Stoned and getting leathered
I do not want this
Nothing to do but stay with you
I ain't gettting no where
I just dont want this

No way, never leave, same shit everyweek
Changing nothin, culture rotting

Laugh away a carefree day
Stoned and getting leathered
I do not want this
Nothing to do but stay with you
I ain't gettting no where
I just dont want this

Come on, lets go, Get out of this hole x 2

FUN, FUN, FUN ON DUS AUTOBAHN:

(Lyrics by Robinson)

Fun, fun, fun on dus autobahn x 4

We'll have fun in Germany
There so much that we can see
Drive as fast as you can
All across the RinelandI wished id learnt German at school
coz id get drunk and id talk to
All the freaulines that we meet
As we pass by in the driver seat
We'll have fun in Germany
There so much that we can see
Drive as fast as you can
All across the Rineland

Having Fun on Dus Autobahn
I Find it hard to Keep Calm
200 mph you cant complain
Get your kicks in the outside lane

Fun, fun, fun on dus autobahn x 4

I wished id learnt German at school
coz id get drunk and id talk to
All the freaulines that we meet
As we pass by in the driver seat
I wished id learnt German at school
coz id get drunk and id talk to
All the freaulines that we meet
As we pass by in the driver seat

THE HOGSHEAD AND THE WITCHES:

(Lyrics by Robinson)

Good evening ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to this cross channel ferry
We're the caberet act tonight
Called 'The Hogshead and The Witches'
Thank you very much
We're gonna do a little line dancing for you tonight
So here we go

Ladies and Gentlemen
Please stick your foot in your partners mouths
and man I want you to bite down
Bite down on you partners foot real hard
Until the blood rolls down your throat
and then take your foot out your partners mouth
and act like christ, and act like christ
dance around like you're christ
and man, man i want you crucify your partner
and we have crosses availble for those who haven't the forsight
man, man i want you to raise yourself towards heaven
I want you to raise yourself towards heaven, towards god
and man, man then dance round like the devil
dance round like the devil