LINDA WALLFAN JOHNSON Page 4

Linda is about to get some corrupted documents, plus a newspaper clipping

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Blue Text Colour: Authors comments

Red Text Colour: The Mugu

Green Text Colour: The Baiter

Orange Text Colour: The Baiter’s Personal Assistant

Fuchsia Text Colour: The Baiter pretending to be a fellow scammer

Cast of Characters:

Mrs Linda Wallfan Johnson, The SCAMMER

Master Richard Johnson, The SCAMMER’S “Son” (Probably the scammer himself)

Lady Mia Greatlay, British Aristocracy, and the Scammer’s intended victim

Mr Johnathon Wad, Lady Greatlay’s boozing womanising personnel assistant

Crystal Security, The Scammers so called security company that has the box of cash.

Linda2, Myself pretending to be a fellow scammer attempting to take over the scam from Linda

Linda,

Sorry about the delay, I have been in Switzerland depositing the last of the gold from Lady Greatlay's (now closed) gold mine that is in the Amazon. At the time I was running this bait, I was running another bait, to buy some misapropiated gold in, yep, Ghana. I suspected it was the same scammer as "Linda" so if it was I was just confirming what the scammer already knew, to give credibility and consistentcy.

Wonderful place Switzerland, the bankers treat you like royality, even if you are just an employee. I imagine there are not many other countries whose banks are open on weekends.

About the passport picture, we have had nothing but problems with the replacement scanner, probably because we use Linux, not Windows. The IT manager has installed new scanner drivers he got from the manufacturer, and it looks like it is finally working as it should. Enclosed is the passport scan.

But, Johnny, being a dumb westerner, sends off the application form as ordered, but he didn’t seem to understand that the cover pic is not what they want! Oh dear.

A corrupted pic of Lady Greatlay's passport. Well she didnt stipulate she required the inside information!

Attached is a Word file with the application you requested to be completed. We dont/wont use Microsoft apps, so it has been converted to Word format for compatability by WordPerfect. It should open OK.

Lady Greatlay is expected to return from Paris this evening.

You did not answer any of my questions, how is Richard coping? Do you have to bribe the security staff? Do they want sexual favours from you to "process" the paperwork? Linda doesnt bother to answer this, nor any other questions about bribes, corruption etc.

May God be with you on your quest, and deliver his sweet juice to your waiting mouth.

Johnny Wad


PS I have another question. Do they have whiskey in your country? If I ever have to visit your country I want to know if I have to bring my own whiskey, or if I can buy it there. Lady Greatlay owns a very fine whiskey distillery in Scotland, and I often have to inspect its warehouse. Of course the only way to ensure that the quality is being maintained is by taste.

 Johnny Wad

THE DIRECTOR

 FOREIGN OPERATION

 CRYSTAL SECURITY AND  TRUST COMPANY ACCRA-GHANA.

 ATTN: MR. WILLIAMS OWUSU 

 TEL : + 233 243 487413

 FAX : + 233 21 311 634

 E-MAIL: [email protected]

 LETTER OF CLAIMS/APPLICATION FOR THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP TO CONSIGNMENT

 N° 106 DEPOSITED IN YOUR CUSTODAY FOR SAFE KEEPING.

 With reference to the BOX N° 106 deposited with your CRYSTAL SECURITY AND

  TRUST COMPANY ACCRA-GHANA. I hereby declare that I

 Mr./MRS/MS..........................is beneficiary to the above numbered

 item and wish that all the accumulated demmurages will be made known to

 me prior to my visit to your company for the final retrieval of the consignment. 

 Beneficiary Name:...Lady Mia Greatlay ... 

Company Name..M.G Holdings Inc....................................

 Company Address.. Suite 14, Greatlay Towers, Macclesfield . UK................................. 

 Telephone... 0709xxxxxx...

  Fax.... 0709xxxxxx ... 

 Beneficiary's e-mail address:. Mia_greatlay@xxxxxxxx.................

  I would be very happy if this application is granted and approved and on

 no condition should the company information be changed or altered without

 my full consent.

 Thank you for your co-operation.

 Yours faithfully, 

Lady Mia Greatlay 

That UK passport should waste a little more mugu time and drive the annoyance factor up! Looks like the scanner is still corrupting the images, oh dear!

Hello Johnny,

How are you doing today?? Please I have not hear from you to know if you have send the application which I ask you to fill on behalf of lady Mia and  send to the security company so that I can be able to go and summit the death certificate of my husband to them.

I have been waiting to hear from you before I could go to their office for the change of ownership of the consignment in lady Mia name. Please get back to me as soon as possible. God bless and protect you. 

Mrs.Linda.

Good Morning, Linda

I must admit I am quite confused. I do not have any contact details for the security company. Did you give them to me? Cant you just hand in Lady Greatlay's passport copy and the application form I gave you?

I must go now, Lady Greatlay's close friend's helicopter has just landed on the heliport, and she gets quite angry if I am not there to greet her. God only knows why she is so late, she was due home last night.

Bye for now and God be with you.

Johnny

PS Glad to hear richard is doing okay.

Playing dumb to make the mugu think I am going to be easy to scam and also wastes more of their time by making them explain procedures, but Linda didn’t reply, so looks like I will have to work it out myself!

Good Afternoon Linda,

Oh silly silly me, fancy missing the contact details on top of the forms. I really shouldnt drink so much, it is starting to effect my work, and play. Have you heard of brewers droop?   Brewers Droop. I have planted the seed for my “trophy”, why it is the seed will become clear later on.
Lady Greatlay has returned from paris and is in high spirits but is probably too busy to email you, I will tell her though. Tomorrow we finally get that bastard Dr Gary Sparrow Gary Sparrow is a character in the BBC series Goodnight Sweetheart, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst, who also stars in Only Fools and Horses.  in court for his ineptitude and malpractice. Lady Greatlay wants nearly £4 million for her pain and suffering etc. I personally think she would settle for £1 million and a good arse reaming (his arse of course). Of course her fetish with inflicting anal pain can be tracked to the injuries she sustained in the accident. When cleaning out her drawers I found an old newspaper clipping of the accident. I have attached it for you to understand what misery she went through. We will make Dr Sparrow pay, oh how we will  make him pay.

We still seem to have problems with the new scanner, its corrupting images with strange wavy lines, the IT manager has ordered a replacement, but one is not expected for 48 hours because of a local courier strike. Maybe you could give the security company employees sexual favours to lessen the debt? People have done worse for money. I will send off the application some time tonight.

May God be with you Linda. Amen. I will say some more prayers for you tonight.

Johnny

A big thank-you to Marvinator at 419Eater.com for his great photoshop newspaper clippings.

In her next mail it appears she didn’t appreciate the nice cover pic.

Hello Johnny,

 I am happy to hear from you and you are welcome from switzerland. The application is good now you can send it to the security company through e-mail or by fax. But I think due lady Mia condition is better you make it know to them to be contacting her through e-mail. Send the application to them attach with lady Mia passport copy. But you have to open the passport photo with informations of lady Mia and scan it to them. Please do  inform me as soon as you send it to them so that I can print a copy of the application with the death certificate and go to the security company.

We are doing well here Richard is fine only waiting for that day he will start schooling agian. That is only his problem for now. I have promised him that we are leaving africa to uk very soon. He is happy that he is going to contiune his education in uk. From what you asked about the security company. The Director of the foriegn operations told me that I should pay the sum of $970 with all those information for changing of ownership to the consignment. I am trying to see if I can raise the money here and take to them by tomorrow after you must have send the application to them today.

Please do send that application to them and do inform me today soonest you send it.

God be with you and protect you.

Mrs.Linda.  

TWO MINUTES LATER, I get exactly the same email from “Linda”, is she losing the plot? Later into this bait she often sends the same email four times in the space of ten minutes. Dodgy computer or internet connection?  

Johnathon Wad.
BEng. BSci. BStrd.
Personal Assistant to Lady Greatlay ESQ.
MG Holdings Inc.
Suite 14, Greatlay Towers
Macclesfield
UK
Ph 0709xxxxxxx

The scanner is still corrupting the images, oh dear!  

Linda replies, but to answer the question Johnny asked in an email three days previous, what on earth is she doing? Maybe she went back and reviewed a few mails and finally noticed that Johnny was a bit confused, but she didn’t notice Johnny later worked it out himself. Sheesh!

Hello Johnny,

Thank for your urgent reply to me mail. Please I have already given you the contact of the security company which is on the application I send to you to fill.I hereby re-send the contact to you again. I want you to send the application to them by e-mail or fax then I can go there with the other reqired informations they need from me here.

Please this is the contact of the security company below-:

Please do inform me as soon as you send the application so that I can go to there office tomorrow. If lady Mia comes back pls tell her to write to me that I want to hear from her soonest please.

Mrs.Linda

 What next? Will Linda ever get around to asking again for some cash?