LINDA WALLFAN JOHNSON Page 3

Linda gets back on script, sending a rather boring "CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP" application form.

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Blue Text Colour: Authors comments

Red Text Colour: The Mugu

Green Text Colour: The Baiter

Orange Text Colour: The Baiter’s Personal Assistant

Fuchsia Text Colour: The Baiter pretending to be a fellow scammer

Cast of Characters:

Mrs Linda Wallfan Johnson, The SCAMMER

Master Richard Johnson, The SCAMMER’S “Son” (Probably the scammer himself)

Lady Mia Greatlay, British Aristocracy, and the Scammer’s intended victim

Mr Johnathon Wad, Lady Greatlay’s boozing womanising personnel assistant

Crystal Security, The Scammers so called security company that has the box of cash.

Linda2, Myself pretending to be a fellow scammer attempting to take over the scam from Linda

Finally Linda gets the message to stop hounding Lady Greatlay and speak directly to her PA, Mr Wad.

Hello Johnny,

Thank you very much for your mail.You can call me Linda.

I am happy to read urgently from you. I also wrote a mail to Lady Mia and told her about everything I am going through here.
Please I will like her to reply my mail and to tell me which person I am to use in changing of the certificate of deposit of the consgnment wheather her name or yours.
The security company told me that I will need to give them passport copies of the person whom I want to change the certificate with. So that is why they need the pasport copy.

So please I will like you to help me get in contact with lady Mia as she told me she will be leaving the uk on monday to paris.

I will be waiting to hear from you soonest.

Mrs.Linda

Dear Linda,

Good to see you are holding your chin up girl! How is Richard coping?

Lady Greatlay has forwarded me all correspondence from you and I wish to advise that the photo you sent of Richard did not come through properly. Apparantly you have sent the wrong one, it is just a picture of some stairs. I must admit that I am also puzzled after viewing the Certificate of Death document you sent Lady Greatlay. Why is the name Mr Phillip Johnson on it and your name is Mrs Wallfan. Is Wallfan your maiden name? Why is Phillip's surname not the same as his parents, was he adopted? Apologies if this stirs up memories that upset you, but it does seem quite puzzling. There must be some strange customs with surnames in your country.

Lady Greatlay will again be indisposed today as she tries to determine what happened to £19148 (1 914 8) I transferred to The Wayward Children's Charity in Cricklewood. She is hiring the private services of Detective Inspector Jack Frost. At £5210 (5-1=4 2-1=1 10-1=9) a day, he is not what anyone would call cheap, and he smokes those horrible cigars, but he is supposed to be the best in tracking down missing sums of money. Detective Jack Frost is from the UK TV series "A Touch Of Frost" starring Sir David Jason, who also plays "Delboy" in "Only Fools And Horses".

Lady Greatlay has instructed me that only her name is to be used on this transfer, to prevent third party theft fraud. She was quite firm with this instruction, and I must add that I think this deal must be quite exciting to her, I haven’t seen a gleam in her eyes like that since we inspected her diamond mine in Alaska last July.

This morning she handed me her passport to scan with a scolding that it was not to be damaged. Yesterday I had to use the scanner to send some final closing instructions to her fledging gold mine in the Amazon, but the scanner caught fire, and burnt her instructions to a crisp. She was most annoyed with me, but fortunately this time she spared me the rod and reamer.  I don’t think I will be so fortunate if I stuff up again. I still have nightmares of that sweet little girls cheeks being parted and her groans when then reamer penetrated. A new scanner has arrived by courier, so I have enclosed a scan of Lady Greatlay's passport. Please ensure that it does not fall into the hands of anyone you do not trust.

Hopefully this is all you need to complete the transfer of your funds. I find it quite amazing that the security company hasn’t asked you for a bribe, or other services that only a woman can provide if you know what I mean. You can’t get anything out of the security companies in this country without slipping them a fiver first and swallowing your pride and something else.

I must go as I have 308 more emails to sort and reply to, and I really  need a whiskey. Yet another hint here that not all is as it seems, add 1 to each digit of 308 and what do you get? 419. But Linda didnt seem to notice, or the other manipulations of the number 419.

May God give you what you deserve. Amen. (Hopefully you will get exactly what you deserve for scamming!)

Johnny Wad

Heh heh, This is the message Linda will get when she tries to open the passport picture, which is not a scanned picture, but a RENAMED DLL FILE:

Why send a renamed DLL File? Just to waste the lad's time of course.

Hello Johnny,

 I very happy to hear from you and also happy that lady Mia have inform you of every mail I sent to her that is to show that she really have trust in you. I believe that you will be perfectly handle this transaction very well. As lady Mia have instruct to use her name that is okay by me because I will not like anything to happen to this box. That is the life of my family now and apart from it we don't have any other hope to start a new life again. 

Please I could not get the attach passport copy of Lady Mia which you sent to me.Of course you couldnt lol

 Please could you please re-send it back to me and also to inform her that I will like to read from her too please. I also suprise to hear about the name in the death certifcate of my late husband. Could you believe that I just seeing the mistake there with you now. Snice from the day they gave the certifcate to me. I have not seen that mistake,is from the hosiptal whicvh issued the certificate to us. You know durning that time,I could not even think of one thing none to check what is on the certifcate. My husband's name is Johnson and surname Phillip you can see from the parents surname on the certificate. I sorry about that.

Below is the contact of the security company and an application which you will need to fill with the informations needed from lady Mia and send to the company here as soon as possible. 

HERE IS THE SPECIMEN OF THE TEXT OF APPLICATION:-

THE DIRECTOR
FOREIGN OPERATION
CRYSTAL SECURITY AND  TRUST COMPANY ACCRA-GHANA.

ATTN: MR. WILLIAMS OWUSU 
TEL : + 233 243 487413
FAX : + 233 21 311 634
E-MAIL: [email protected]

LETTER OF CLAIMS/APPLICATION FOR THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP TO CONSIGNMENT N° 106 DEPOSITED IN YOUR CUSTODAY FOR SAFE KEEPING. 

With reference to the BOX N° 106 deposited with your CRYSTAL SECURITY AND  TRUST COMPANY ACCRA-GHANA. I hereby declare that I Mr./MRS/MS..........................is beneficiary to the above numbered item and wish that all the accumulated demmurages (419 advance fees) will be made known to me prior to my visit to your company for the final retrieval of the consignment. 

Beneficiary Name:.............................. 

Company Name...................................... 

Company Address...................................

Telephone......................................

Fax...........................................

Beneficiary's e-mail address:..................

I would be very happy if this application is granted and approved and on no condition should the company information be changed or altered without my full consent.

Thank you for your co-operation.

Yours faithfully,

( signature.)

Please I will be waiting to hear from you as soon as you send the application so that I can go at once to the security company with the death certificate copy to summit to them. I am trying my best to see that I can sale my neckless to raise the $970 dollar which they ask me to come for the change of ownership fee. Attach is the picture of my son which you said could not show on my last mail to you. I am sorry for that.

Please help me tell lady Mia that I will like to read from you soon please. God bless you protect you. My regards to Lady Mia.

Mrs.Linda.

 And Linda resends the pic of “Richard”  I wont put it here, you have already seen it once to many times.

What next? Linda will need even more patience because of a dodgy scanner!