LINDA WALLFAN JOHNSON Page 2

Linda has "taken the bait". Lets see if she really has swallowed the bait, hook, line and sinker.

Text Key:

Blue Text Colour: Authors comments

Red Text Colour: The Mugu

Green Text Colour: The Baiter

Orange Text Colour: The Baiter’s Personal Assistant

Fuchsia Text Colour: The Baiter pretending to be a fellow scammer

Cast of Characters:

Mrs Linda Wallfan Johnson, The SCAMMER

Master Richard Johnson, The SCAMMER’S “Son” (Probably the scammer himself)

Lady Mia Greatlay, British Aristocracy, and the Scammer’s intended victim

Mr Johnathon Wad, Lady Greatlay’s boozing womanising personnel assistant

Crystal Security, The Scammers so called security company that has the box of cash.

Linda2, Myself pretending to be a fellow scammer attempting to take over the scam from Linda

ENTER JOHNNY WAD! Lady Greatlay’s boozing womanising personnel assistant

From the desk of Johnny Wad
Barnsworth Manor
Macclesfield
UK
ph: 0709 xxxxxxx
fax: 0709 xxxxxxx

Dear Sir/Madam,

This is a letter of introduction.

My name is Johnathon Wad, and I have been instructed by my employer, Lady Mia Greatlay to contact you.
I am the chief personnal assistant to Lady Mia Greatlay. As you may be aware, Lady Greatlay is a very busy person, and rarely makes public appearances, except when exercising her passion for donations to childrens charities. If I can be of any assistance to you in your official dealings with Lady Greatlay please feel free to contact me using this email address. Please note that all email directed to this account automatically Ccs to Lady Greatlay. I will handle all contracts, monetry transfers and disbursements. I have Power Of Attorney to Lady Greatlay's primary charity account and limited access to some of her private financial institutions, empowering me to direct/receive funds to the value of £15000 Sterling daily. Any transactions above £15000 Sterling will require special written permission from Lady Greatlay, and may take up to seven working days, as she often travels to her Chalet in Paris for privacy. She is not able to be contacted except by courier when she is at Chalet lePeckem.  Of course most Africans probably wont know that "lePeckem" is a rip off of the suburb where Delboy lives in the BBC comedy "Only Fools And Horses". No one scams like Delboy!

Note carefully, THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT: Due to Lady Greatlay's speech disability, no oral communication is allowed in her presence or in any of her homes when she is there. You dont want to know what she did to one her maids who accidently swore when she fell down the stairs, or what she did to that poor little girls bottom. Lady Greatlay swung the whip herself, and I can still hear the poor girls whimpering in my head. If you absolutely must leave a voice message, use the voice mail number above. I will translate it to text for her perusal.
Faxes can also be sent to the above number.

Thank You

Johnny Wad 

Like most scammer lads, Linda just doesnt seem to understand simple instructions. She is still emailing Mia, even though Mia told her to go through Johnny.

My dear Mia,

 My heart is filled with joy after reading your mail,because you have comfronted my soul again.From how you sound from your mail.I believe you are  a christain and believer like me.My family is a christain family.I was happy to read from your personal assistant of your good work.

I fell so much bad to hear about your condition of not speaking.But I beleive that is not greater than God.God can change your condition if you have trust in you and believe you will be healed in jesus name say (amen). As I told you before in my last mail.I am here with my son (Richard) who is the only hope of my life. I will also attach his picture to you in my next mail to you. You are a beautiful lady and I admire you.I have trusted in you and I believe with your stronge faith all is well in Jesus name.

I and my son will be leaving the camp tomorrow with the little money I have with me to the city of accra town to settle and get in contact with the security company where my late husband deposited the consignment.I have there contact address here and will get to fine them as soon as we get to the city tomorrow to know the condition of the consignment. I have some money which can take us to get a guset house and settle with my son. I will inform you as soon as we arrive to the city (accra).

Please below is the mail from Johnny Wad as you told me.I know since he is your personal assistant, I know he can be able to control everything with the security company. So will you like me to open up everything to him??

I will be waiting to raed from you soonest.

Mrs.Linda

Mia doesnt reply, so Linda tries to keep to her script.

My dear Mia,

I glad to have read your mail as I arrive here in accra town. We left the camp around 9.00pm in the night because I  don't want people to see us or to know  where we are going to. It was so easy for us to live because we are not having any load to carry with us. The security man in at the gate thought that we are just going to buy food outside the gate since we can't eat the type of thing they cook for people eat there in the camp. We arrive accra this morning and with the help of the diver that was carrying us he hlped to find one guest house for us to stay because I told him that we have not been to accra town before. After about 2hrs I called the number of the security company and they answered. I ask them to direct me on how to come to there office, which they did.

Meanwhile, I have never let them know whom I am because I how no passport or paper from the camp that can cover my movement in the city.

What? Linda has no passport? I will use her lack of identification later to sow a seed of mistrust.

So I went to their office as they directed me with a taxi. The name of the security company is CRYSTAL SECURITY AND TRUST SARL ACCAR-GHANA and I meet with the DIRECTOR OF FOREIGN CO-OPERATION DEPT OFFICE.and introudce myself to him quickly he remembered me and ask of my husband, which I told him he was killed durning the war in my country, so I  told him my mission and what I want them to do for me.But the man ask me about the deposit caterficate of the consginment,but the document is with one of my uncle in my country before we escape from the town. so I told him so.

It was not easy at all with him but he asked me that if I can came with any proof to attach on my husband's file to show that I am really his wife, then is will be okay for the claim. I am having the death certificate of my husband. But I did go there with it. So I told him that I can get my husband's death certificate. Then he ask me to come with it tomorrow and the information of whom I will like change the owership of the consginment to. 

Below is all that he asked from us.

1,Your full name and address.

2,Telephone and fax numbers.

3, Two copies of your passport.

4,And the sum of $970 dollar.    Ahhh. The first part of the sting. Strangely, she soon forgets she asked for this money

I was greatful that God is doing his work in my life for a new future to my family again. This is all he ask from you. But as of the money, I will try my best to get it complete to do it all in your name. I have some golden neckless my late husband brought for me durning  my birthday. So I can sale it and get some money to pay for it. I only want the consignment to be change in your name quickly because, the brothers of my late husband may come accross the document and that will be problem to me and my son. Below is the picture of my son and the death certificate of my late husband for you to know and be sure of what I am telling you. I will also write to Johnny Wad to inform him of the development with me here. I hope he can be able to take care of this transfer very well.

I will like to read from you before taking anything to the security here. God be with you and bless you till I meet with you face to face .

  Muguson "Richard", a typical standard Lad starter kit pic. I am going to have a bit of fun with this picture later to strengthen the seed of mistrust.

Johnny gives Linda some titbits to keep her interested.

Linda's husband's pathetic fake "Death Certificate". Look closely and you will notice the names of the mother and father dont match Why is Linda's husband's last name Johnson and his first name is Phillip when his parents last name is Phillip(s)? I will use these shortcomings later when I sow the seeds of mistrust.

Hello Linda (may i call you Linda?)

It has been a very long day and it is quite late, but I must keep going, I still have 47 emails to respond to before I can go to bed, but my little maid friend and a bottle of Mr Walker's finest is keeping me warm as I type this. (Johnny's love for whiskey is important and will be used later when it comes to getting the "token of trust", the trophy picture of muguLinda)

My full name is Mr Johnathon Hugh Mungis Wad. My phone and fax number is 0709xxxxxx, this is the phone number in my office at Greatlay Towers, as you may be aware phones are banned from Barnsworth Manor. My bedroom is next to/adjoins Lady Greatlay's. At night and on weekends all messages are forwarded to my takemydictaphone. During normal hours if Lady greatlay is within earshot, I will not answer the phone as I do not wish to be flayed and buttreamed. Leave a message. If we are away in her Bentley or one of her Cabin Cuisers or her Learjet then it will automatically forward the message as text to my takemydictaphone when we are in a Mobile/Cellular area. It also has the ability to use Satelite Communications when I am overseas.

My passport is locked in Lady Greatlay's bedroom safe, and as it is very late I dare not enter her bedroom until she is awake and dressed (she sleeps naked) or the temptation that swells between my legs will rise and I may do something I will regret for the rest of my days on God's Earth. May God deliver me strength and deliver me from evil. Amen

I will ask her for it tomorrow. Why do you need copies of it?

May God be with you

Johnny Wad

What next? Linda is going to need some patience when it comes to the requested documents.