| Punch Drunk! |
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| June 27, 2003 |
| Hey surfnuts! It's the Stepchild, Keoki! I'm here to give you a bit of the lowdown that's been goin' down for a while now. First and foremost there's a big event being planned for the Hall. The days of Leifest are gone...yes, but do not cry. Shed no tears for there is something grander on the horizon. Ladies and genitals I give you .... Eight Ball-a-Palooza! Yup yup, we've branched into something far more extensive. All I can tell you is this...there will be old friends and new friends...the finest music local and popular...and the Krew will do the famed, the fabled...Keoki Kareoke! That's right. The stage show, the Krew's own "review" ... Kopa will sing and dance to "Copa Cabana" with his favorite Lola ... Kemi will sing her throaty rendition of "Witch-ay Woman"... and I will rock the mic with the Duran Duran classic: RIO! Don't miss it folks...call us for details. If we don't have details we'll just tell you to piss off! In Krew news...Kemi's got something big on the horizon: she's auditioning for the Blue Man Group. Give the girls some props! Also, she is returning to the Rock Star lifestyle...this weekend she's got a behemoth party going to see Dave Matthews Band. She's been getting back to the Hall more often these days. We're hoping it's not too much longer before she gets her ass back in town. Things are pretty much business as usual. Puck's been made management. A few nights ago he got drunk and started dancing with his pint of Guinness (I'm not telling you that he made out with it...but just imagine it). >..such a display...he's definately one of our better managers. Of course...everyone in the original Krew is a manager...so I'm just typing out my ass. Well gang...here's what you were hoping for...the rundown of who's playing this month... See ya 'round! Aloha Oy Vey! Keoki |
| Upcoming Shows: 6/27: its log! 6/28: Cat and the Pussy Boys 7/1: P. Nutbutter and the Jelly Kings 7/4: Phoenix's Pyro-palooza! ten of your favorite locals (including Lei Me, Kemi; Cat and the Pussy Boys, Gentleman's Smoker, Polka Your Eyes Out and Sidewalk Chalk) rockin' the joint 7/10: Teryaki Jesus |
| May 4, 2004 |
| Yes, yes, it's been a while... so here's a sample of what happened in the almost year since we last met... Kopa's a bastard, I'm back at the Hall, bands played, booze was consumed... and there has been general merriment. K, so I'm here to tell you that we're working on another revamp of the whole site. This will take a while for several reasons, the least of which being the status of my POS Computer. However, I'm hoping to provide you with a new page today: A band page that will give you info on all of your favorite acts. Check it out. Seriously, there's been so much going on that it would be silly to try to write it all here ... so it seems like nothing's been going on. But that's far from the case. Hmm...guess you'll just have to hit the Hall and find out, eh? OH! Speaking of "eh"...Vladimir has been working with the Leafs this season. Our favorite Russian went Canadian! K, I'm outta here for now. Hang Loose Kemi |