Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo-boo
sha-boop-sha-boo-doo

I'm the sexiest man alive!
With one exception, maybe, Tom Jones!
But he's not as handsome as I,
His body's like an old bag of bones!

It's not that I am braggin',
But we must face the truth:
I may be very witty,
And slightly over-sexed!

I may seem quite conceited,
But you'll find I need not be
Because I have ev'rything,
And it all belongs to me!

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo-boo
sha-boop-sha-boo-doo

I'm the sexiest man alive!
No woman can resist my charms!
She will never say, no
When I ask for a kiss!

She will never refuse,
You can bet, she'll insist
On the sexiest man alive!
You better believe it!

Date Written:
April 1, 1971

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