What were these folks thinking?
What could they hope to find?
It's quite a drive from Sudbury,
And far from the Nickel Mine!
(last 2 lines are played)

Lynn and Abby,
The wedding went okay!
You said your vows with an "aye-ya'awl"
In the good old U.S.A!

You called this a vacation,
It became your honeymoon!
I'll bet you're glad you took the trip,
And it helped me to write this tune!
(last 2 lines are played)

Lynn and Abby,
We all know that you're in love!
Why it took ten years for you to say "yes",
I'm sure it pleased the LORD above!

Now you are a couple,
There's no more single life!
It's nice to have a gal at home,
And a man who will treat her right!
(last 2 lines are played)

Lynn and Abby,
We want to wish you the best!
From the Jettys to the Jacobsons,
The Neilsons, and the rest!

Remember, Lynn and Abby,
Why your Uncle wrote this song!
To put a smile upon your face
Whenever you sing along!
(last 2 lines are played)

Lynn and Abby,
What a wild and crazy pair!
They drove all the way down to Florida,
And got hitched while they were there!

Date Written:
February 26, 1998

Written especially for
LYNN & ABBY JACOBSON
married on Feb.26/98
in Gainsville, Florida

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