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HiS fIrSt tImE!!!
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!
mMm CANDY
No cheating. Pick your chocolate, then look to see. Take this chocolate
personality test, then send this e-mail on to others. When you sendthis
e-mail on, put your candy bar in the subject box above. Also, send itback
to the person who sent it to you!
If you were buying candy and you had your choice
of the following, which would you choose?
BABY RUTH
3 MUSKETEERS
BUTTERFINGERS
SNICKERS
HERSHEYS
ALMOND JOY
CLARK BAR
GOOD 'n' PLENTY
ENERGY BAR
CHOCOLATE COATED RAISINS
OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what research says aboutYou!
NO....you can't change your mind once you scroll down!
So think carefully, what your choice will be!!!
BABY RUTH ... Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm fuzzy items. A
little nutty. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the
day.
3 MUSKETEERS ... You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of
un derdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out
your saber.
BUTTERFINGER ... Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an
excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to
walk and chew gum at the same time.
SNICKERS ... Fun-loving, sassy, humorous. Everyone enjoys being around
you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in shaking
hands,however, you are a friend for life
HERSHEYS ... Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can
be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt.
ALMOND JOY ... Sexy, always ready to give and receive, very energetic, and
really likes to get into life. The opposite sex is always attracted to
you.
CLARK BAR ... You like sports, whether baseball, football, basketball, or
soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but enjoy watching
sports. You don't like to give up the remote control.
GOOD 'n' PLENTY... You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh You
are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm
hearted person.
ENERGY BAR ... Life is passing you by. Get a life! Go eat a plum.
CHOCOLATE COATED RAISINS ... You go to the bathroom often.
LET�S TALK ABOUT SEX
You should have SEX on days that begin with T:
Thanksgiving,
Tuesday,
Thursday,
Today,
Tomorrow,
Thaturday?
Thunday?
Every Thucking day!
Sex is:
like Nokia (connecting people)
like Nike (Just do it)
like Pepsi (ask for more)
like Coca Cola (Enjoy)
like me (too good to be true)
Send this message to 5 friends or you will have 5 years of bad sex!
Top 10 Places to have sex:
1. In your bed
2. In your parents bed
3. In his car
4. On a washing machine, while running
5. In a hot tub
6. On a beach, down in the sand
7. On a comfy couch with the TV on
8. On a waterbed
9. A plane bathroom
10. **In the rain**
Top 10 Places NOT to have sex:
1. In the movies
2. In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!
3. In front of all of your friends
4. In a phonebooth
5. In your best friend's bed
6. At Grandma's house
7. At school
8. In your dirty basement
9. In the street
10. ON-LINE**
Top three things to say before having sex:
1. I love you (but only if you mean it)
2. Rock my world
3. Let's get ready to RUMBLE...
Top three things NOT to say before having sex:
1. Is this gunna hurt?
2. Sure....I've done this thousands of times...
3. Are you sure it's on there?
Top 3 things to say after sex:
1. Are you sure this was you're first time?
2. Gotta cigarette?
3. Wanna do it again?
Top 3 things NOT to say after sex:
1. That was IT??
2. I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya
3. OOPS, the condom broke! My bad!
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