| Gathered from Friends Matt W: I have a deep appreciation for cultures that don't annoy the shit out of me. Matt M: That was good fuckin' tuna taco. I nearly drove back out there. Rob: I was good with 9-women-in-a-hotel-room. Matt M: There aren't any non-creepy animals that don't pee a lot Fellow Fogo Diner: Is �Delish-arific� a word? Several of us: It is now. Joe: Dude, he�s shiny. He�s not gay. Rodney: Yeah, well! I�ve got other friends Matt W: But you don�t have to put $20s down our pants I�d like to be a pirate. Random Guy: He�s a gay queer. Kelley: As opposed to all those straight queers? Matt W: Do you know what I liked best about college? Kelley: What Matt: Blowjobs. Matt W: And that�s when I was arrested for offending the dead. Megan: Kelley, I just can�t take it! The pressure�s too much! Matt W: Were you making fun of somebody? Kelley: Probably Joe: I think the fat guy just hurt himself. Megan: I AM the Sandal Queen! Gary: We are all just assholes. Jeff: Back in my day, a date was a bottle of Strawberry Hill and a pillow. Jeff: Now all we need is a counting machine and some chicks in their underwear. Rebecca: We are comfortable with the fact that you are, indeed, a moron. Rebecca: If it walks like a duck, and it talks like a duck... Kelley: It's gay? "Jeff Wilson, bowing up?? Give me a break!" --Jeff Wilson. Rebecca: Yeah, well, you find me an oily rag and a cat.... Matt W: Your Mom just said "Knockers"! Kelley: Well, she has a great face for radio. Rebecca: OOOOO! That's not nice. Stacy: Tell me! Bill: Just sit down and try not to say anything. Bryan: 100 bucks to get it in my hand. We can talk about price after that." Simon: Pino is the whitest black man ever. He should apoplgize to us for the cotton-picking. Todd: I asked for a phoenix and she gave me a flaming chicken. Gary to Curtis: You were doing some world-fucking-class snoring. It was epic. Simon: Did that make sense? Kelley: Only coming from you. Simon: I do love my niggers. Jeff: It doesn't matter if he's ugly. Just sit on his face and get him to hum. Mike: So, they're gay geeks? Chris: Yeah. They're the ones with the pink pocket protectors. Seren: You need midget Elvii to carry your train. Seren: I can't believe you didn't come up with midget Elvises on your own. Rob: Holy tits, that's funny. Kelley: Did you just say 'Holy tits'? Rob: Yes. What's holier than tits? Only the Lord Almighty could make something as badass as tits. Rockstar Rob: I pay for my porn. I know I'm clean. Seren: I think I need to wash my eyeballs now. Peckles: Kelley, do you own a tiara? Kelley: Have you met me?? Rob: I was talking about the Mavericks. Kelley: Oh. I don't think in that sport. Kelley: I judge everyone individually. Peckles: I judge everyone! Ann: Don't poke me with the baby needles! |