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I mean, how dumb can one person actually be? I guess the answer is pretty fucking dumb.
Never in hell.
All eat up with dumbass.
I'm shedding like a Sherpa.
It's fucking hot. You're car is like an Easy Bake Oven.
This never happened. I was never here.
You're gonna get FAT! FATFATFATFATFATFATFATFAT!!!!
Confusion to foreign tyrants.
No talk. Eating.
Road trip in the Easy Bake.
I'm all about mall pizza right now.
Where the hell is that damned midget?
What midget?
The one that snuck in here and shit in my mouth.
Put some paint on it - it's pretty.
Pay attention to MEEEE!
I hate people.
My caffeine-induced consciousness is beginning to fade into a jittery, bleak view of my own sanity.
He said "Shetland midgets."
I guess to him, nothing says "love" like meat.
What is it with this guy? Does he have a velvet dick?
The thing about selling your soul is, they give you money for it.