Welcome to Dr. Dave Brown's Advice Column
(He can't really help you)
This column is here to try and bring the lighter side of some serious issues to the heavy side of people's hearts.  It's a little public service for the people I care about.  Feel free to email a suggested question.  (Use a cool alias like in the papers, like Miserable in Missouri or something.)
Featured Dilemma:
Unwanted lovelife interest
Dear Upset,
       I can understand your frustration at being stalked.  I myself have had many a "crazy" hunting me down in the middle of the night.  But this experience may allow me to shed some light on your current situation.
       Unfortunately, I must admit I am in a precarious position.  I happen to have a link to the website you mentioned in your question on my very own website.  I do not mean to promote this kind of behavior, and it will be removed immediately.
       As to your situation, this is one thing you can do.  Ask this man out to dinner and a movie.  If you act like a jerk, this man will no longer like you.  You can poison his mind and make him think there is no way you could ever be together.  This is a horrible solution, and I really don't think you should do it.
       Another solution is to out this man to all through the means of your own internet site.  This will probably solve nothing and cause unnecessary pain, however.  Also, many people may already know of his homosexuality, and it may not worry him if you threaten to out him. 
       Another possibility for you is to take comfort in your knowledge of yourself, and try to remember, homosexuals are people too.  They have feelings just like the rest of us.  If we can get through your homophobia, maybe you will be able to move on from this experience and live a decent life.
       My last suggestion would be to get a life.  Get out, meet some women, leave your college dorm for long enough to see the world around you.  It can be difficult, I know, but you can do it!  Also, maybe you should stop taking pictures with a bunch of other guys, its just not all that normal in most situations...
    I hope this service has been helpful,
Dr. Dave
Dear Dr. Dave,
       I have a problem.  I fear that I am being stalked by a gay man.  Let's just call him Bowl Movement, or BM for short.  You see Dr. Dave, this man made a website of me, and with pictures that he had collected of me and other men.  He even put up a photo of himself and said that I wanted him.  What kind of man goes to these lengths Dr. Dave?  Anyways, he finally left for college, but then immediately sent me an email saying he was single and he was mad at me for never talking to him on the internet.  Dr. Dave I need help!  I am a straight man and this obsessed homosexual is truly frightening me!  What shall I do?

                                       Upset in Upland
This is a British picture, they spelled center wrong
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