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Tsuzuki:
   "I'm not hungry."
   "Let's go practice archery, Hisoka."
   "I'm sorry for all those times I yelled at you, Terazuma."
   "I hate sweets!"
   "Apple pie's not a particular favorite of mine."
   "I'll gladly pay off my debts and be happily fired."
   "I don't love you, Hisoka. In fact, I don't even like you." (ouch, so cruel...)
   Look at food in disgust.
   Remain cool and aloof when Hisoka's in danger.
   "I'd never want to die. I love myself too much to kill myself."
   "Hey Muraki, come and get me!"
   "Watari... I'll willingly be your test subject for any potion you make, and for free, too!" (Watari: Whoohoo!! Oh wait... this is the never say list... aww shucks)
   "I hate cooking!"
   Make a fabulous meal.

Hisoka:
   "I forgive you Muraki, for everything you did. Now come here and give me a hug."
   "I'm so sick of books! I wanna go pig out with Tsuzuki."
   "I'm sorry for all the times I bully you and beat you up, Tsuzuki. I love you too." (awww... too bad Hisoka will never summon up the courage to say that... or will he? It��s all up to you, Matsushita-sensei!)
   "Now, now, Kachou, Tatsumi, it's not Tsuzuki's fault that he ate all the cakes." (by that I mean defend Tsuzuki)
   "Hey everyone, look at the marks from Muraki's curse! 100 yen for each sighting!" (boy, what was I thinking when I came up with this one...*sweatdrops*)
   "I just love this hot weather! Makes me wanna go jump in the ocean and swim!"
   "It's okay if Tsuzuki and Terazuma fight in the library, they won't bother me."
   When Hi and Tsu first meet: "I'm so glad to be paired with a brainless twit like Tsuzuki, I'll be glad to do all the work, Tsu-chan." (er... like I said... I don't know what I was thinking...)
   "Tsuzuki, it's okay, don't cry, I won't let Muraki sexually harass you anymore. I��ll be here for you."
   "Tsuzuki, don't worry, I won't sell you to Muraki for $50 a night." (haha, he did that in vol. 3)
   "Mmmmmm! This is delicious, Tsuzuki, what's the recipe?"
   "Of course I'll try out your new recipe, Tsuzuki, that's what partners are for!" (Hisoka shudders at the thought)
   "I'm happy with just one little shikigami. I won't go try for Kurikara."
   "I'm happy with who I am.   I don't need to catch up with Tsuzuki. I like the way he treats me like a child."

Tatsumi:
   "Don't worry about the money, Tsuzuki, spend it on all the sweets you want."
   "Here's a fifty for you, for you, and for you. Go have fun with it."
   "Tsuzuki, you can destroy all you want. The Shoukan Division can cover the damages with its budget."
   "Tsuzuki, I don't care about you at all, you can go to hell for all I care." (Oh, wait, they are in hell, in a matter of speaking...)
   "I don't love money. I love that everyone is happy and spending well."
   "Don't worry, Terazuma, Tsuzuki, I won't fire you after 800 years and 3 months of all work and no pay."
   "Let's see... If I sell Tsuzuki, he'd be about... 600 yen, but if I throw in Hisoka as well, that'd raise the price to about... 1000 yen. Hmmm... How about Watari too... He'd be invaluable as a mad scientist. Maybe Tenchi Muyo will hire him to take the place of Washu... Maybe Kachou too... Nah, I need him for my cover." (Er... well, maybe this IS something he'd say, who knows... *Hisoka and Tsuzuki pipes in* Hey, we're worth more than that!)