| Things the YnM Characters Would Never Say or Do |
| Watari: "I'll stop my fruitless search for a potion to convert people to a different sex." "Science is so dump, who needs it anyway." "Hmm... Maybe I should change 003's name to 007..." "I��ll never make another potion again, as long as I live as a shinigami." "I should really quit this job at YnM and go work for Tenchi Muyo. At least there my work would be appreciated." "Sorry for using you as a test subject so much, Tsuzuki." "I really gotta cut my hair, it's so ugly!" "Tsuzuki, are you sick of crab yet?" (vol. 4) |
| Kachou: "Stop bringing me souvenirs, Tsuzuki, I don't like sweets anymore." "Tatsumi, it's about time I regained control. Your evil reign has come to an end." (Tatsumi: What did you say, Kachou...? *Kachou cowers in the corner*) "Tsuzuki and Hisoka make the worst partners. I really gotta switch them." |
| Terazuma: "Wakaba-chan... I love you..." (Terazuma has a nosebleed) "Who says I can't touch woman? Who says I turn into a monster when I touch Hisoka? Look, see, I'm not turning into anything!" (Terazuma: Aghhh!! Get away, get away, damn onna! Damn Hisoka! Get awa... *turns into monster*) "Wakaba-chan, I'll do whatever you want, even carry you home like Tsuzuki carried Hisoka home." (refer to vol. 6) "Tsuzuki, sorry for all the times I was mean to you. Can you ever forgive me?" |
| Muraki: "I shoulda just killed you that night, Hisoka." "Tsuzuki, I don't like you, go away." "I feel so bad for all the evil things I've done! Someone, end my pain, please." "I no longer feel the need to find the perfect body, nor the need to possess a shinigami's body." "Tsubaki, I'll return your love, sorry it took me so long to realize that I loved you." (refer to vol. 3) |
| Gushoshin: "Of course you're welcome at the library, Tsuzuki, we don't mind if you destroy the library again. We'll just rebuild it." |
| If you have any more insanities, email them either to me or Kauru-chan. |