| El-Hazard: The Magnificent World "Sleeping Beauty" Part 1 By Keiko |
| Disclaimer: These lovely characters aren't mine; they aren't Kauru's either, as much as she'd like them to be. ^_^ Note: Even though the title says the Magnificent World, it also includes some characters from the Alternative World. Ie: Gall. No characters from the Wanderers though. This fic is strictly OVA. |
| Once upon a time in a faraway country, there was an old king named Londs and his queen Allielle. ------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Londs: What! I have to be married?! But what of my duties to Princess Rune Venus?! And if I have to be married, why must I be married to her?! (casts a disgusted glance toward Allielle, who is clinging amorously to Fatora, who is looking smug and satisfied at the attention she was getting). Kei-chan: Well (sheepishly), I just felt like putting you two together. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The king and queen did not have any children------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Londs: Whew! Thank God! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------even though they tried very hard every night. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Londs: Arrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Kei-chan: Be quiet, Londs. Allielle: (thoughtfully) Maybe Londs is impotent... Londs: Why you... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Finally, they were blessed with a daughter. They named her Ifurita. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ifurita fans: Go Ifurita! Go Ifurita! Go! Go! Go! Yeah! Ifurita:...(sweatdrops) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The king and queen were so happy that they decided to hold a banquet in honor of Ifurita's birth. Everyone of importance were to be invited. King Londs had even invited the seven fairies of the realm to the celebration. The seven fairies were: Rune Venus, Fatora, Nanami, Mr.Fujisawa, Miz, Afura Mann, and Shayla-Shayla. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shayla: (in disbelief) I'm a fairy?! Me?! The greatest Priestess of Fire?! A fairy??!!!! Afura Mann: Ha! You don't look so great now. Shayla: (spins around to glare daggers at Afura Mann) What did you just say?! Afura Mann: You heard me, macho-brains. Kei-chan: (sweatdrop) Now, now, calm down, Shayla. Mr.Fujisawa: (scratching his head) I thought the fairies in "Sleeping Beauty" were all female. Kei-chan: Well, this is my story. Now, if I may continue? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| Keiko's rants: I've forgotten how to spell some of the names, so some may be wrong. On to Part 2 Fanfiction Main K & K |