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The people that will enjoy this site
the most will be people that either know a Redhead or by one lucky chance
might be a Redhead. Please enjoy this site just for what it is, fun
and make people laugh.
Here are some of my favorites and a
new one sent in by M. Coe:
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A blonde suspects that her
boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to
his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she
opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points
the gun at her boyfriend and stares him down for a moment.
Then, suddenly, she's overcome with
grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head. Her boyfriend screams,
"Honey, don't do it..."
The blonde yells back, "Shut up!
You're next!"
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What do you call a woman who
knows where her husband is every night?
A redhead!
What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.
How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds
What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal
Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.
A young man marrying a redhead asked his father for some marital advice. The
father said, "Just remind her who wears the pants in your family." The
evening arrived, the new husband tossed his pants to his bride and said,
"Here put these on." She did and said "I don't fit into these." "That's
right!" he said, "and don't you forget who wears the pants in this family!"
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He looked at
them and said, "I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right -
and you won't until your attitude changes!"
What's the Redhead Dating Motto?
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
What's the true definition of a blonde?
Redhead with the fire of passion missing.
How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his redheaded wife
and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we
could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and
replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his redhead with a pinch on the breast and
said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by
the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this
up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the poolman, and your
brother."
How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor
Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.
What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed
A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a redhead
let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.
What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Doughboy?
ANGRY redhead with a yeast infection
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