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Millennium Year Application Software System
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 1999 14:54:03 +0800 (PHT) Subject: Millennium Year Application Software System This e-mail is to announce the development of a new software system which will make all our systems Y2K compliant. This program is known as the "Millennium Year Application Software System." (in short......MY ASS). Next Monday there will be a meeting in which I will show MY ASS to everyone. We will hold demonstrations throughout the month so that all employees will have an opportunity to get a good look at MY ASS. We have not addressed networking aspects yet, so currently only one person at a time can use MY ASS. This restriction will be removed after MY ASS expands. Some employees have begun using the program already. This morning I walked into a subordinate's office and was not surprised to find that he had his nose buried in MY ASS. Some of the less technical people may be somewhat afraid of MY ASS. Last week my secretary said to me, "I'm a little nervous. I have never put anything in MY ASS before." I helped her through the first time and afterwards she admitted that it was relatively painless and she was actually looking forward to do it again. There have been concerns over the virus that was found in MY ASS upon initial installation, but the virus has been eliminated and we were able to save MY ASS. In the future, however, protection will be required prior to entering MY ASS. The database will encompass all information associated with the business. As MY ASS grows larger, we envision a time when it will be a common place for a supervisor to hand work to an employee and say, "Here, stick this in MY ASS." It will be a great day when we need data quickly and our employees can respond....... "Here it is. I just pulled it out of MY ASS !"
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