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I don't know who authored the following material, or who first e-mailed it around. But one thing's for sure: I got them in my e-mail and found them entertaining, amusing, enlightening, or disgusting! I've =neutralized= chain letters, too; no apologies to the coercive meatballs who sent me them. It would have been a pity for these e-mails to be stored away in some forsaken edge of my hard drive, so *presto!* i'm storing them in some forsaken edge of the web! Enjoy!