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Subject: FWD: [humour] Bad jokes Subject: Fwd: FW: [humour] Bad jokes (Yes, there's no QA here!) (fwd) How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. ++++++ How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it. ++++++ What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? "Dam." ++++++ What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. ++++++ What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. ++++++ What do the letters D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexic Association. ++++++ What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. ++++++ What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese. ++++++ What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses. ++++++ What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko. ++++++ What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. ++++++ What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. ++++++ What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out a tree would kill you? A pool table. ++++++ What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra. ++++++ What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. ++++++ What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste. ++++++ What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. ++++++ Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep. ++++++ Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They're trying to get away from the noise. ++++++ Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. ++++++ What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
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