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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. --Robert Frost (1874-1963) Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. --Will Rogers (1879 - 1935) Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. --Unknown Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger. --Franklin P. Jones Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. --Robert A. Heinlein "The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with." Marty Feldman. "Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy." Spike Milligan "History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." Winston Churchil "Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk." Stephen King "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." Sharon Stone women have many faults; men have only two everything they say and everything they do... | ||
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"there are two kinds of people in this world: one who make things happen, and one who watch things happen. But then again, there's always someone who doesn't know what's happening." "Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." "Expecting life to treat you well because you are a good person is like expecting an angry bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian." - Shari R. Barr "Life is a series of pulls back and forth. You want to do one thing, but you are bound to do something else. Something hurts you, yet you know it shouldn't. You take certain things for granted, even when you know you should never take anything for granted." "Sometimes, they say, the moon is so busy with the new souls of the world that it disappears from the sky. That is why we have moonless nights. But in the end, the moon always returns, as do we all." There is no shame in defeat so long as the spirit remains unconquered." -Praetor Fenix "Here is a test to find if you're mission on earth is finished: If you're alive. it isn't." --- Richard Bach, Illusions | ||
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"I'm just a girl standing in front of a guy asking him to love her." - Notting Hill "I hate you as though you existed." -- Bendrix from The End of the Affair "I see dead people". - The Sixth Sense "God bless the internet!" - American Pie "You might try to kill me." "I'll never kill you." "I said you'd try." - Tomb Raider trailer I guarantee that we'll have tough times and i guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, i'll regret it for the rest of my life, coz I know in my heart your the only one for me. -Runaway Bride I would rather have one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One. (City Of Angels) We live in a cynical world where there's always competition. I love you. You complete me. (Jerry Maguire) You will see a lot of things, but they will mean nothing to you if you lose sight of the one you love. (At First Sight) "You make me want to be a better man" -- As Good As It Gets "It was nice meeting you. Surreal, but nice" – Notting Hill "Hell of a thing killing a man. Take away everything he's got and everything he's going to have" -- Unforgiven Life without love is no life at all. "Ever After" "I don't expect a man of your experience to understand my beliefs." -Cruel Intentions "Some people live all their lives and never fall in love... i lived my life and i fell in love." -HERE ON EARTH
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