Crash's Photos
 when Crash was a baby
when Crash was nine year's old
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Who is Crash?
LONG time ago, in a galaxy far far away, in a planet called Crashitopia, an experiment was conducted to create a new life form programmed to destroy all the planet’s adversaries. Yes, a new creature to wipe out all the invaders, to save the planet from annihilation. The creature will be named “Crash-626.”
During the process, however, there was a minor glitch in one of the machines. That minor glitch affected the whole system of Crash-626, altering every bit of C-626’s mind-set. Nonetheless, the blunder was too late to be fixed, for Crash-626 has already been created…
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Message Interpool:
This is Crash's latest disguise
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Crash's mimicked victims:

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W A N T E D:
This is a message from the Crashitopian Galactic Federation Headquarters, Crash-626 is being sought for escaping from interstellar custody of Prison Transport Crasher. The Federation will periodically be sending information to the planet Earth via this site. Yes, Crash-626 is highly dangerous and anyone who gets near her is in grave danger. You have been chosen to help the Federation.
Crash-626 is believed to have been hiding in your planet. She disguises herself as Kaye Gloria or Crash. She should be considered four-armed and a winged creature, but with her ability to mimic, she can look like a human. To capture Crash-626, you need to consider a few points to bait her. Crash loves eating spaghetti and chicken. That’s her way to survive on planet Earth. To boost her superpowers,
she constantly ravage on chocolates, potato chips, and pastries. She hates corn and peanuts. Crash-626 has a thing for items colored blue; it's part of her visual preference. She listens to Beethoven and Tsaikovsky’s music while sleeping. When she’s active, however, she likes listening to Goo Goo Dolls and Incubus. She loves goofing around when she’s got nothing to do. She can be sweet and thoughtful,
but most of the time she can be pesky and mischievous. She also hates being told what to do all the time. Yes, this creature has superiority complex, so don’t boss around if you don’t want to get the
worst of her.
By accessing to this website, the Federation can now speak to you directly about the whereabouts of Crash. Please be sure to inform this website to your fellow Earthlings. The Galactic Federation appreciates your cooperation.
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Crash's Crushes



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