2. Specify over and over again that your drive-thru order is "to go".
3. Learn the morse code and have public conversations consisting entirely of "bip bip beeep bip..."
4. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
5. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 99 copies.
6. Stomp on little ketchup packs.
7. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
8. Reply to erveryone, "That's what YOU think!."
9. Declare your apartment and independent nation, and sue your neighbor upstairs for violating your airspace.
10. Forget the punch line to a really long joke, but tell the listeners it was a real hoot.
11. Highlight irrelevant information in science papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
12. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if other peopleplay along to avoid the image if ignorance.
13. Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with prophesy."
14. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
15. do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing akward silences with the impression that you have more to say at any moment.
16. Signal a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
17. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action
18. Adjust the tint on the TV so everyone is green, and insist that you "like it that way."
19. Mess with the above TV so people can't press the button to change the tint.
20. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
21. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
22. Produce a rentalvideo entirely of dire FBI warnings.
23. Write the suprise ending of a long novel on the first page.
24. Order a side of prokrinds with your filet mignon.
25. Honk and wave at strangers.
26. Dress onl;y in clothes colored "Hunter's ORange" or any other strange color.
27. Change the channel every five minutes.
28. Change the channel five minutes before the end of every show.
29. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
30. Decline to be sweated at a restaraunt, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
31. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
32. only type in lower case.
33. Mispel Wurds often
34. Dont use any punctuation either.
35. Foraddedeffectpretendyourspacebardoesn'twork.
36. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and re-route whole streets.
37. Pay for your dinner in pennies.
38. Tie jingle bells to all of your clothes.
39. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.
40. Repeat the following conversation: "Did you hear that?... Never mind, it's gone now." at least a dozen times.
41. Repeat everything a person says.
42. wander around a restaraunt, asknig diners for their parsley.
43. At a laundromat, use one dryer for each one of your socks.
44. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
45. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling ,as they read.
46. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping your pen on your chin. When nearly done, announce, "Wait, I messed up." and start all over again. Repeat this over and over again.
47. Ask people what gender they are.
48. Lick the filling out of Oreos, and put the cookie parts back into the tray.
49. Hum songs that will remain lodged ni other people's brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar", or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
50. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
51. Change your name to "John Aaaaaaaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book.
52. Claim that it's a Hawaiian name.
53. Demand that people pronounce each "A".
54. Sit in your front yard and point a hairdryer at cars to see if they slow down.
55. Chew on the pens you borrowed.
56. Wear a LOT of cologne.
57. Sing along at opera.
58. Be sure to sing loud and off-ptich too.
59. Mow your lawn with scissors.
60. At a golf tournament, chant "Swing-batatatata-suhWING-batter!"
61. Go to a peotry recital and ask why each poem, doesn't rhyme.
62. Stare at the static on the TV and claim that you see a "magic picture".
63. Never make eye contact.
64. Never break eye contact.
65. COnstruct elaborate "crop circle" on your front lawn.
66. Make appointments for September 31st.
67. Invite lots of other people to other people's parties.
68. Ask people to donate to your favorite chairy--Yourself.
69. Explode a lot.
70. Bring a puppy to fancy restaraunts.
71. Slap someone everyime they say "potato".
72. Sneeze on people.
73. Bother people you don't know.
74. Have an over active imagination.
75. Go to the middle of the city and shout out the name of your favorite body part at the top of your lungs.
76. Write a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long sentence..
77. Throw dishes at people when they talk too much.
78. Tell people to shut up when they start to talk.
79. Tell people to shut up when you think they might start to talk.
80. Bother people by loudly ripping paper.
81. Bounce objects off of bald guys' heads.
82. Tell people that you are from the future and they will die in 24 hours.
83. Tell them again.
84. And again.
85. And again.
86. And one more time for good measure, but don't overdo it.
87. Overdo it anyway.
88. Claim you have split personalities and argue with yourself.
89. Then have your third personality join in.
90. Steal people's pens and claim them as your own.
91. Toss things out of the window from a very tall building.
92. Let your dog chew the tar out of someone's suitcase.
93. Don't bathe.
94. Tell people it's a new fragrance from France.
95. Laugh if they believe you.
96. Don't bathe your dog.
97. And bring it to your wedding.
98. Bring your dog to school in your backpack and say it at your school books so you couldn't do your homework.
99. Run around the sidewalk with your arms outstreched as wings, pretending you're an airplane. Crash into someone and lose a wing. Crash into someone again and lose the other wing. Then crash to the ground and make a loud explosion noise. Repeat.
100. Collect animal eggs and put them in your medicine cabinet for nosy people to be suprised when they look at it.
101. Make people believe you're an AOL hacker by having an evil address.
102. Use the phrase "hehe" alot.
103. Be realy stupid at inconvienent times.
104. Make a list of annoying things.
104. Repeat the smae number twice.
106. Or skip numbers.
2,112,309,801,234. Then insert a number out of nowhere.
107. Ring people's doorbells and pretend your from the Publisher's Clearing house and say they didn't win a prize.
108. Spin your head in circles.
109. Smacl people in the face and say it's an arm spasm.
110. At restaraunts, eat food off of others people's plates as they stare at you in amazement.
111. Gain 200 pounds and order 4 pizzas. Refuse to pay for them because the delivery man was 10 seconds late.
112. Go to a friends house and replace all their silverware with chopsticks.
113. Bring fast-food into a restaraunt.
114.Steal the deal in euchre until someone notices.
115. Play 52-card pickup by yourself in front of a crowd of poeple.
116. On every scrap of paper you can find, write "Happy Valentine's Day" and give it to people.
117. Scatter camouflaged objects on the floor and laugh at people who trip on them.
118. Take off your socks and toss them randomly around your house, Take note of who passes out.
119. Strew fly paper all over the floor at a public restroom.
120 Talk in a really high-pitched voice.
121. Never change your tone of voice when you talk. This means no feeling emphasis emotion or punctuation of any kind.
122. Prop your feet up on a computer desk and insist you type with your feet.
123. End all of your sentences with question marks?
124. Add an annoying thing to this list everytime you see it, and send it to everyone you know.
125. Yell out, "Tha's gotta hurt!" everytime someone dies in a movie.
126. Swat the air for no reason.
127. Put. Periods. After. Every. Word. In. A. Sentence.
128. Talk with a Russian accent.
129. Name your dog "Dog", your cat "Cat", your bird "Bird, your fish "Fish", and your badger "Badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgermushroommushroom".
130. Say "no?: aftrer every sentence you say so the person you're talking to will be unsure to say yes or no or something else.
131. In the middle of "Men in Black" stand up and yell, "BEAM ME UP SCOTTIE!!!"
132. Eat everything you see.
133. Eat nothing you see.
134. when people ask for your phone number, e-mail address, etc., say you'll have to consult your lawyer first.
135. Ask people what the word "the" means.
136. Ask strangers where do babies come from.
137. Ramble at people in Russian.
138. If they understand, knock them unconscious with a wrench.
139. Or a candlestick.
140. Or a lead pipe.
141. talk about soap pare characters as if they were real.
142. Pretend video games are real.
143. Chop down telephone poles.
144. Drive a large vacuum down the road.
145. Or try a ride-on lawn mower.
146. Repeat something.
147. Repeat something.
148. Repeat something. (hopefully by now you get the joke)
149. Repeatedly give your friends lists of how to be annoying.
150. Make up unreasonable stories and try to get people to believe you.
151. Sell iceboxes to people in Alaska.
152. Scheme ways to take over the world.
153. Show people you can count to a million.
154. Prove it if they doubt you.
155. Brag about how quickly you counted.
156. Purposely stand in someone's way until they get enough nerves to ask you to move.
157. Start crying and say, "Why won't people leave me alone?" if they ask.
158. Laugh at everything someone says, especially right in the middle of sentences.
159. Laugh and point at someone for no reason.
160. Stop talking in the middle of
161. Erect a 50-foot billboard in your front yard.
162. Drive on the wrong side of the road.
163. Don't tip the guy who parks your car at an expensive restaraunt.
164. When walking down a sidewalk, walk into people. If they try to move out of the way, move into their way.
165. Ask people the same questions over and over again.
167. Launch botle rockets into your neighbor's yard and declare war.
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169. Drive into back ends of others and say you thought it was bumper cars.
170. Dress all in one color.
171. Ask people what they want to be when they grow up, especially if they're already adults.
172. Go to work with the flu.
173. Burn fiction books.
174. Cut down your neighbor's trees and say you're clearing old growth so there wouldn't be any forest fires.
175. Don't answer your phone.
176. Don't read your mail.
177. Put up no trespassing signs in your yard.
178. Park your car in the middle of the road so no one can get to where they want to go.
179. Cut your grass at three in the morning.
180. Smile, all the time.
181. Holler random numbers when someone is counting.
182. Wear a cowboy hat inside of public buildings.
183. Put plastic explosives inside abandoned buildings and set them off at three.
0184. Put zeroes in front of numbers and say they look good there.
185. Shine very bright lights into people's eyes.
186. Post bio-hazard signs on your lawn.
187. Wear a for sale sign around your neck.
188. Place a sign that says :Could be radioactive" on your front lawn.
189. Bleach your hair.
190. Wear two-toned shoes.
191. Tell people the right way and the wronmg way to eat a potato.
192. Loan out empty pens.
193. Type in bright green size 3 font
194. Put magnets to disks, saying that it's an experiment to see if anything will happen.
195. Laugh that stuff that is not funny.
196. Don't laugh at anything that is.
197. Make up a joke that makes no sense whatsoever.
198. Wear sunglasses indoors.
199. Cough on others.
200. Sneeze over, and over, and over again.
201. Fall asleep when someone is talking to you.
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203. Go to a bookstore and read their books without buying anything.
204. Change the rules right in the middle of a game.
205. Tell people to "Beware of the ides of March".
206. Teach photosynthesis to your friends.
207. Without words.
208. Try to find an acute angle that diesn;t measure between 90 and 0 degrees.
209. Walk really slowly.
210. Slobber on tablecloths in restaraunts.
211. Play 33rpm records at 45 rpm to for your "superior mental processing skills".
212. Talk to people while they are concentrating on someting else.
213. Format all the disks in your house "for fun".
214. Don't do what people tell you to do.
215. Abbr. Wds. (abbreviate words)
216. Point to people with extremely large ears.
217. Park in the handicapped section. If you get a ticket, say you are mentally handicapped and that's probably why you parked there anyway.
218. Pronounce words incorrectly.
219. Talk loudly during a movie.
220. Cannonball into a 3-foot pool.
221. Ring someone's doorbell and run away before they can answer.
222. Call someone and hang up as soon as they answer. Repeat for at least 2 hours.
223. Write very very long sentences that can very evry be very very confusing to very very read.
224. Write stories in prose.
225. Write a poem about annoying things.
226. When reading, pause for every single punctuation mark.
227. Ignore people when they talk to you abd then start talking to them.
228. Bring a 160-lb pig to your friend's house and laugh as it demolishes their home.
229. Drop things.
230. Scream histerically for absolutely no reason.
231. Buy a mansion, a knife, a rope, a lead pipe, a wrench, a candlestick and then invite six friends to have some fun.
232. Play spot the car everywhere you go.
233. Play hid and seek by yourself.
234. Remodel every room in your house to look loike a bathroom.
235. Remodle every room in someone else's house to look like a bathroom.
236.Run into the kitchen at restaraunts and insist that the green jello is after you and you need a place to hide.
237. Tell people to "Watch where I'm going."
238. Read aloud at the library.
239. Hold your own million man march.
240. Have a discussion over the Pythagorean Theorem.
241. Watch and discuss boring movies.
242. Bring you own condiments to a restaraunt for "sanitary reasons".
243. Perform the Macarena.
244. Write a paper consisting of entirely headers and footnotes.
245. Become an archetech and design a room with no doors.
246. Go to a foreign country and tell people that they talk funny.
247. Ride a pogo stick indoors,
248. And wear a beanie.
249. Break promises.
250. Explain jokes from a scientific viewpoint.
251. Create a shrine to honor some evil person.
252. Write things that makes no sense.
253. Reenact World War II at your house.
254. Tell people they are circus freaks.
255. Tell people you are a circus freak.
256. Tell people you wnat to be a circus freak.
257. Say the word "jeepers" or "golly" after everything someone says.
258. Steal things from your friends in front of their face.
259. Promise to return them, then follow rule 249.
260. Breath extremely loud.
261.Test drive new cars just for fun.
262. Write a very long book from some guy in France.
263. Make sure the book has a stupid ending too.
264. Sing along with the radio.
265. Sing a song other than the one being broadcasted on the radio.
266. Carry a briefcase to school.
267. Wear a LOT of makeup.
268. Buy a siren and tyurn it on when driving down the road.
269. When people ask you questions, reply to them, "I... can't... remember."
270. Loan people money and charge them 25% interest per month.
271. Make people sign a contract to borrow a pen.
272. Ask "what if" questions every three seconds.
273. Scribble on someone's books as if they were coloring books.
274. Define words using the word in a definition.
275. Say "Whoops!" a lot.
276. State the obvious.
277. Say "Duh!" after everything someone says.
278. Fire a 21 cannon salute at three in the morning.
279. Rndoly omt leters frm yor sentncs.
280. Be a mime.
281. Build a huge temple on top of your house.
282. Pray to satanic beings from it.
283. Tell corny jokes and guffaw at them until you cough and sputter all over the person.
284. Shine a bright floodlight into someone's bedroom at night.
285. Be smarter than me.
286. Be dumber than me.
287. Pull coins out of someone's ears.
288. Show everyone your "deformed frog collection".
289. Make jokes about death and laugh as if they were hilariously funny.
290. Go to the library and randomly rearrange the books.
291. Go to the bookstore and randomly rearrange the books.
292. Make hand gestures every two seconds when talking to someone.
293. Spin around in circles and get dizzy so you can have an excuse for crashing into people.
294. Or simply crash into people.
295. Chew on everything you find.
296. Play "20,000 questions".
297. Invent a game that is so amazingly stupid that everybody wins and no one cares.
298. Mumble to yourself while giving a presentation.
299. Pause for a second after every word and five seconds after every sentence while reading.
300. Make advertisments about your family vacation.
301. Invent a game that is so violent and messy that the contestants are not recognizable after playng.
302. Complain that "This game cheats".
303. Play B.S. with two people.
304. Put two hotels on boardwalk in monopoly.
305. Make kings and aces "wild" in poker.
306. Blow up coral reefs.
307. At 1 in the morning.
308. Run voats into coral reefs, and drop you anchor on them.
309. Be proud of it.
310. Own a 55-gallon drum of poison.
311. And put it on display.
312. Smile sweetly enough to cause tooth decay.
313. Secede from your country.
314. Count the number of annoying things you done in your life.
315. Out loud.
316. REALLY LOUD!
317. And brag about it often.
318. Mow your lawn in the rain.
319. Throw a gallon of ice cream in a swimming pool.
320. Throw and Oh! Henry into a swimming pool.
321. Question evrything someone says.
322. Create a bogus attraction site.
323. Point the blame to everyone else.
324. Install and air conditioner in your tent.
325. Take a motorhome on a vacation and call it camping.
326. Start a cult.
327. Try to prove a postulate.
328. In front of evryone.
329. Brag about it night and day if you succeed.
330. Invent your own language.
331. Possess someone.
332. Shoot your neighbor's dog with a silver bullet and say you thoght it was a werewolf.
333. Take credit from someone.
334. Write a really long mystery story with no solution.
335. Carry a lead pipe everywhere.
336. Show off all the time.
337. Whine constantly.
338. Cheer for people for doing their homework right.
339. Name you child some old English name.
340. Desparately search for ways to be annoying.
341. Use potato chips instead of poker chips.
342. Eat mice.
343. Eat ants.
344. Eat everything.
345. Be too nice.
346. Be too perfect.
347. Drool on a book.
348. Rearrange someone who color codes everything.
349. Place arsenic with your spices.
350. Write a story with no point in it.
351. Fish with dynamite.
352. Hunt with dynamite.
353. Build a house completely out of dynamite.
354. And put it on the real estate market.
355. Begin a franchise that sells jewerly and frozen yogurt.
356. Use Wingdings for reports.
357. Attempt to decode the Wingdings font.
358. Set every clock you see to some random time.
359. Set alarms for random times.
360. Tape a thumbtack on your doorbell.
361. Encourage people to sleep on a bed of nails.
362. Barge into a converstion randomly.
363. Go to extreme measures to look at an opponent's cards during a card game.
364. Tape ephisodes of "Barney and Friends" and play them over and over again.
365. Contradict yourself. No don't.
366. Yell at the TV when a contestant misses a letter on "Wheel of Fortune".
367. Ask those annoying unanswerable qiestons to everyone you know.
368. Put up signs with mysterious messages and stick them in conspicious places.
369. Say these are messages from God.
370. Remember random facts and recite them over and over again.
371. Chew with your mouth open.
372. Talk with food in your mouth.
373. Print twenty copies of everything.
374. Dare people to do impossible stunts.
375. Pull pranks on May 1st because "April Fool's Day is too predictable".
376. Ask people their pet peeves are and then perform them.
377. Ask too many questions.
378. Yell really loud.
379. Raise your voice at least five octaves when you're annoyed.
380. Tell people they are possessed by an evil spirit.
381. Tell people that you are possessed by an evil spirit.
382. Make unreasonable excuses.
383. Point people in the wrong direction.
384. Prove people wrong.
385. If you can't, insist that they are wrong anyway.
386. Tell people that they are rude.
387. Scare people.
388. Make scary faces at babies.
389. Shove people out of trees.
390. Shove people down the stairs.
391. While they're in a wheelchair.
392. Pour acid on your front lawn so weeds won't grow.
393. Name alll of you children Gene Finny.
394. Name someone so their initials spell a word.
395. Accuse people of being insane.
396. Or be insane yourself.
397. Tell people to hurry.
398. Or "Hurry faster".
399. Demand people to call you psycho.
400. Then say they're lying.
401. Wear a tie as a belt.
402. Hold your own olympics.
403. With trashcan and snowshoe races.
404. Applaud for no reason.
405. Ask people to write critical analyses for no reason.
406. Compare and contrast poeple in different works for no reason.
407. Convince poeple you are invisible.
408. Sell heaters in Arizona.
409. Lend out pencils with broken lead.
410. Insist they don't sharpen them.
411. Wear down the tips of markers.
412. Take all the lead out of borrowed mechanical pencils.
413. Use duct tape to repair everything.
414. Lock youself out of your car.
415. Or house.
416. Protest violence with bombs, machine guns, and 55-gallon tnaks of cyanide.
417. Spit at people.
418. Step on the back of people's shoes.
419. Watch a movie and see it again, telliong everyone what will happen.
420. Print reports on black construction paper.
421. Jump on your neighbor's trampoline when you have your own.
422. Have an idiot sister.
423. Who is also a brat.
424. Attack poeple with glue.
425. Or tape.
426. Force people to read this list.
427. Practice faking an injury in front of a crowd of people.
428. Then really get injured.
429. Cry "Wolf" in downtown New York.
430. Smack people with rulers.
431. Tap pens on desks.
432. Get people in trouble.
433. Hold down computer keys.
434. Rip the last 10 pages out of every book.
435. At a movie theater when someone asks you if they can sit beside you, start screaming that your friend is siting there.
436. Never blow your nose, just sniffle and drive everyone CRAZY!
437. Lock you sibling out of the house and leave a note syaing, "HA! HA! You can't get in!"
438. When you call your friends and they are not home, start a conversation with their parents.
439. Never let anyone know what he or she wants to know.
440. Find pi to the nearest 50,000 digits.
441. Memorize it.
442. Recite it over and over again.
443. Tie someone's shoelaces together.
444. Highlight words such as "a", "and", and "the" in a paper.
445. Turn TV sets and radios extremely loud before turning them off.
446. Watch the weather channel and pretend to be extremely interested.
447. Launch beehives into peoples' homes.
448. Hold a parade every day in various places for the joy of blocking traffic.
449. Buy hideous home furnishings and give them to friends as bithday presents.
450. Send someone the same birthday card every year.
451. Especially ones with a particular age on it.
452. Send someone three dozen different birthday cards in the same year.
453. When it's not their birthday.
454. Sue people for trivial amounts of money.
455. Constantly talk.
456. Never talk.
457. Be a mime.
458. Paint your house neon pink or any other distractingly bright color.
459. Paint your house with the colors of a rainbow.
460. Bite people.
461. Borrow a cup of water from your neighbor.
462. Be a brat.
463. Name your child "Odflskadfgh" and insist it's pronounced "Al".
464. Name your child "Al" and insist it's pronounced "Odflskadfgh".
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465. Name your child "Al" and insist it's pronounced "Mike".
467. Smack people in the face.
468. Play ping-pong with yourself.
469. Constantly chew on tin foil.
470. Say it's good for you.
471. Check for email every 4.5 seconds.
472. Send one-word emails.
473. Send yourself emails.
474. Call your friends and tell them you're taking the vow of silence.
475. Break into someone's report on a computer and randomly cut and paste everything.
476. Be a door-to-door salesman.
477. Change fonts in the middle of a report.
478. Talk to people through a puppet on your hand.
479. Pretend to choke on your finger.
480. Then really start choking.
481. Make a noose out of your hair.
482. Pretend to pick your nose, then wipe it on the person next to you.
483. Pretend you're tying when you are talking to someone.
484. Then stop in mid-sentence and pretend to look for a computer key.
485. Sing strange songs, then pass a hat around and beg for change.
486. Wear a name tag that says, "Y do u want 2 no my name?"
487. Repeat lines from your favorite movie.
488. At the movie theater.
489. Every thirty seconds.
490. Scream hysterically in the middle of the night, then in the morning, insist you were sleeping the whole time.
491. Talk to everyone as if they were a dog.
492. Tell them to "sit".
493. Offer dog biscuits.
494. When people call you, pretend you are an answering machine.
495. Blow out a candle and blame it on the person next to you.
496. Stop strangers and tell them about your mom and how she was at the carnival.
497. Wear alarming combinations of green and pink and remark on everyone else's fashion sense.
498. Break all the crayons and put them back into the box.
499. Practice making fax and modem noises.
500. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the cartridge across the room.
501. Publicly investigate on how slowly you can make the croaking noise.
502. Tell your friends 5 days prior that you can't attend their party because you're "not in the mood".
503. Type all "X"'s to fill a page, in 9 point size; then on the same sheet of paper, repeat with 12 point; increase the size to 16 point and change to uppercase "W"'s. When you have two pages of complete garble, make two additional copies and fax it to someone who has just gotten a new fax machine. Wait three minutes and fax 3 blank pages.
504. Fill your web page with inside jokes that you and only one other person will understand.
505. Flash really long sentences in really small fonts so people take a really long time reading it and the person who is reading it will either get very confused or a really big headache and lie down for a while or both.
506. In web pages where people who are likely to spend a long time in, play very annoying music and loop it forever.
507. Try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in between.
508. Open a can of soup so that the lid falls in, show everyone, and then serve it to them.
509. Don't put anything back in a box the way it came, ever.
510. Purposely stick food in between your teeth before you publicly speak.
511. Slice your tongue licking an envelope.
512. At a dry cleaners, secretly stick tissues into other people's laundry so their clothes come out covered with lint.
513. Randomly rub grease all over doornobs in a building.
514. Tell people you can't look up the right spelling of a word in a dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.
515. Recite one-liners.
516. When you feel carsick, purposely use a leaky bag, and puke in it during a curve so it dribbles all over to the other person's lap.
517. Pronounce every single letter in a word. Try words such as "griot" and "photograph".
518. Walk around, claiming you're cookoo for cocoa puffs.
519. Accuse eveyone you see of being communist.
520. Whenever someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
521. End every sentence with phrases such as "and stuff" or "you know".
522. Get a tattoo of a lightning bolt on your forehead.
523. Say it's a gift from God.
524. Walk into large objects, such as poles, doors, etc.
525. Respond to everything, "Is that your final answer?"
526. Wear camoflauged pants and ask everyone where your legs went.
527. Spell "you're" y-o-u-r.
528. Spontaneously break into a song anf scold people for not knowing the words.
529. Create a hard co[y of this list, and print it out in colors such as yellow, lime green, and fuchsia, or any combination of these.
530. E-mail this list to evryone you know, or not know, for the matter.