| The Land Before Time |
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| - Where did all these dinosaurs hear about the Great Valley? Sure, they heard it in their hearts, but did they all suddenly wake up one morning and say, "C'mon Bob, Sally - pack your bags! We're going to the Great Valley!" - How is it that Duckie knew how to say "Mama" within three seconds of her birth - and yet Spike can't speak until the fourth movie? - In the opening sequence of the movie, the egg that is Littlefoot is stolen, dropped, tossed around, sent over a waterfall, etc. How does it get back to his parents? That egg went a long way. Did it just magically roll back to the nest? Kenickie says that they followed the egg. Did they just walk alongside it going, "Oh look dear, that egg-stealer has our baby! Let's WATCH!" |
| by DeLorean McFly with assistance from Kenickie Channing, Angel von Gouda and Hawkeye Houlihan |
| WUWT?! |
| - "We were having fun!" But Littlefoot, dear. All that happened was Cera squished a bug with her face and you laughed at her. Are you sure you were really having fun? Or is it just that the long tramp to the possibly non-existant Great Valley is getting to you? - All these dinos have decent names. Cera, Duckie, Pteri, Aly, Spike, Chomper... All these names will be acceptable when they grow up. But Littlefoot? What was his mom and grandparents drinking? A name like that could traumatize him! What happens when he gets bigger and no longer has little feet? "Hi I'm Littlefoot. When really, my feet are HUGE!" - When the "sharp tooth" is chasing Littlefoot and Cera, does it have no concern for where it's going? It nearly steps on them! How is he going to eat them when they're squashed benath his feet? "Oh, darn it Karl! I squished dinner again." - Is that the same tree star? It just magically floats down from the sky! - In the beginning of the movie, we clearly see that Duckie is the first born of them all. Why is she the most juvenile? Everyone else seems so much more mature than her. - Why aren't they dead? They've been walking across the Earth for at least a week. There is virtually no food. Why aren't they dead? If DeLorean and Kenickie can't survive in the forest for more than ten minutes, how can a bunch of baby dinos survive anywere without a parental force? They're only a few weeks old! |
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| - Cera's learning stuff the hard way, literally. First she head butts her parents. Ow. Next she head butts rocks. Ow. Doesn't this teach her anything? Duckie learned how to speak in thirty seconds. Can't Cera learn that head butting stuff hurts? Her parents. Rocks. A comatose "sharp tooth". A tree. Littlefoot. Where does the idea that there's pain involved get through her obviously thick skull? |
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