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| The Frog |
| Kermit, as many know, started out life in the swamp. Scouted out by a talent agent while playing his banjo, Kermit was quickly up the ladder to stardom. This could be the cause of his bigheadedness, or just the fact that he's the most normal of the three people running this site... for all that he's a frog. After Kermit stopped going out with Miss Piggy, he started going on dates with his own kind. In fact, he gets more dates than DeLorean and Kenickie put together... and he's a frog! Kermit was living in Del's apartment with his purple roomie, Splurge and his one dream was to participate in the Annual Moss Hunt. As of now, Kermit is DeLorean's slave for life after an interesting incident in Antarctica. He doesn't do much for the site. He's a figurehead. Click Kermit's picture to see our tribute to America's favorite frog! |
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| Hello. Clearly as you know, I'm Kenickie. I was lost in the Dry cold Deserts of Antarctica where I was raised by moss until Del found me. Del was actually participating in the Annual Moss Hunt (a yearly danger to my adoptive parents. One year Pa got speared, but he grew back,) when she and a frog stumbled across me defending my parents. While stupidly wearing a green hat, Del was mistaken for moss and speared. I cared little at this point, and decided that now was the best time to pursue my life long dream of licking ice. Three seconds later I was fulfilled and ready to strike it out on my own. I decided to go to Disneyland. The wonderful land where the bathrooms are so clean you can perform neuro-surgery between slurpies. Kermit and Del, being the tag alongs they were, followed me. Kermit and Del spent most of the trip together, and I pretty much avoided them, until something happened that would change my life forever. I was waiting in line for a slushie - I had become quite addicted to the sour blue raspberry - when out of nowhere an overpriced chicken leg the size of a watermelon flew out of nowhere. I looked to me right to see Kermit (who was in crutches) under the shadow of the chicken leg, he was going to be crushed. But then, out of somewhere, Del launched herself into the air and ate the entire thing. Bone and all. Shelling out $54.69 for the chicken leg, I knew I'd found my friends for life. So we created KKD. And here it is! |
| Apart from being named after a famous 80's sportscar - and consequently it's creator - and being the great aunt of the seven dwarves, DeLorean is an excellent 'avocado-toss' player. Born in the depths of an avocado-tree, DeLorean established her love of toast - a food item her adoptive parents, (Fish and Henry) couldn't make themselves. When Mama Henry and Papa Fish flew the coop, (they were, in fact, chickens) DeLorean was left with the Golden Toaster of Swishyland, three carrot stems, a frog trap and a partridge in a pineapple tree - which flew away in seconds. With the remaining items, (minus the tree, it was too heavy), she set off. The toaster was sold to buy an apartment in Swishyland, but it already had two occupants. Kermit the Frog and Splurge. DeLorean gave Splurge the carrot stems, telling the purple monster that they were radishes. Kermit was harder to get rid of. DeLorean tried the trap, but frogs are smart. She tried to drown him, but frogs can swim. She even tried throwing him out a window, but frogs can fly because in Swishyland the atmosphered is denser than jello. The only way to rid herself of Kermit was to help him fulfill his dream of going to Antarctica and participating in the Annual Moss Hunt. Agreeing, DeLorean left with Kermit via Flying Wig Transit. At the hunt, they met Kenickie and became friends - thus, KKD was born! |
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