| STUPID! |
| Want some proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity? These are actual label instructions printed on actual products... |
| On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: use like regualar soap" (And that would be how???...) |
| On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): "Do not turn upside down" (Well, duh, a little late for that now, isn't it?) |
| On Marks and Spencer's bread and butter pudding: "Product will be hot after heating" (And you thought???.......) |
| On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body" (But wouldn't this save me more time?) |
| On Boot's Childern's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate heavy machinery after taking this medication" (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those damn 5 year olds with head-colds off those forklifts) |
| On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Caution: may cause drowsiness" (And I'm taking this because.....?) |
| On a Sear's hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping" (Damn...that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) |
| On a bag of Frito's: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. See inside for details" (The shoplifter's special?) |
| On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only" (As opposed to...what?) |
| On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning- may contain nuts" (Talk about a news flash!) |
| On an American Airlines bag of peanuts: "Instructions: Open bag. Eat nuts." (Step three, uh...maybe fly BA?) |
| On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly" (I don't blame the company for this one...I blame the parents!) |
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