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| Away Messages |
| I am sorry! We are temporarily out of (your name here). Can I offer you a one-sided conversation with her computer? |
| I am not here right now. I went to go find myself. If I get back before I do, please tell me to wait here 'cause I am looking for me! Thank-you! |
| RETURN HOME GO TO NEXT SEND A SUGGESTION VIEW ANGELS LINKS |
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| Hey! I'm working on my charms and spells and talking to the dead! I'll be back in a minute! |
| These are just some really silly things for you to use as away messages for them cool gadgets like AOL and MSN messenger...You know, like when you're really there and just don't want to be bothered! ;) |
| Ahhhh......I'm running after the bad guy that just took my pack of Skittles!......I worked hard for that pack!.......AHHHHHH! He's eating them! HELP! Now he's throwing them at me! Someone call 911! |
| (Your name) not in tee-pee now. U leave 'um message after lil' smoke signal and (your name) will get back for pow-wow real fast! |
| Hi! (Your name)'s computer is broken right now. This is her frig! Now you can leave a message but say it slowly so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself! ( Are you sure you want to leave THAT message stuck to me???) |
| HEY! HEY! I'M BUSY AT THE MOMENT!.....OK, no I'm not.....I'm not busy. What am I doing? I'm watching the boob tube and waiting.....just waiting. |
| Yummy, yummy, yummy....getting food in my tummy! |
| I want you!.....I need you!.....To leave a message! |
| Maybe I'm here.....Maybe I'm there.....Maybe I'm in.....Maybe I'm out. You might be there.....waiting for me but I'm not! |
| Talk to the hand cuz' the face is asleep. Leave me a message after the beep! |
| Our president finally decided to let a female run his office and guess who he picked!.....ME!!!! So I'm a little busy right now and can't answer you. I'm playing with much better buttons right now. (Why can't I push that one??? I'm PMSing....I can push it if I want! Watch!) |
| Hi! Now you say something! |
| (Your name here)'s Palace of Pleasure! If you are a man, leave your phone number and a brief description of yourself. If you are a woman, hang up the phone and don't call back! I'm not interested! |
| Hi! The President is not in her office at this time. Please leave your number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password. |
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| Page two & three are finally here! Check them out! If you have any cool messages I could add here, just email them along and I'll add them for ya! EMAIL A MESSAGE |
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