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| BAR DRINKS THE ABUSIVE WALLS POETRY SITE MAP CHILD I.D. KIT PROFILE |
| AWAY MESSAGES 2 |
| Here are some more silly things for you to use as away messages for them cool gadgets like AOL and MSN messenger. If you have any fun ones, email them to me and I'll post them here! |
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| My dog ate my away message! My computer ate my away message! If you can guess what I'm doing, I'll give you a cookie! My mother told me to never talk to strangers...that's why I don't talk to myself no more. I'm spinning in my chair right now! This space for rent! My away message can beat up your away message! I'm not gone. My computer ran away and I can't find it at the moment. My lawyer told me to reply "no comment" as to my where abouts at this time. You know the drill...you leave a message and I'll ignor it. I'm away from my computer right now so please leave me your name, address and phone number and I will stalk you when I get back. I fell out of my chair. This might take a while. Sitting in a corner...thinking about what I have done. I have been temporarily distracted by a shinny object! My tummy was growling and I thought it was mad at me so I went to get it some food to cheer it up. I'm off to rescue the poor, homeless items at the mall. Leave me a message. The TV man said to stay tuned so I can't talk to you right now. Sorry! I'm riding the ponys outside Walmart. I'll be back when I run out of quarters! Procrastination is like masturbation...in the end you just end up screwing yourself! If you want me to fall for you, you'd better get something for me to trip over! I am away but the man with the gun to my head says I can't tell you why! *Gulp* You want me, huh? |
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