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| Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. ---Edgar Allan Poe California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange. ---Fred Allen Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. ---Milton Friedman There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. ---Oscar Wilde Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. ---Thomas Szasz This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. ---Dorothy Parker God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. ---Reinhold Niebuhr I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. ---Mark Twain It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work. ---William Faulkner To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. ---Farmers' Almanac You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart. ---Fred Allen People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. ---Soren Kierkegaard A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. ---Bill Vaughan If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men. ---Russell P. Askue I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. ---Brian W. Kernighan It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. ---Peter De Vries I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. ---Dick Gregory The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues. ---Elizabeth Taylor Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. ---Albert Schweitzer Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ---Arthur C. Clarke Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. ---Unknown The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault. ---Henry Kissinger To arrive at a contradiction is to confess an error in one's thinking; to maintain a contradiction is to abdicate one's mind and to evict oneself from the realm of reality ---Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged |
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