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| Crossing the road w/ Colonel Sanders and other famous people |
| Deep Stuff (reminds me of deep thoughts w/ Jack Handy) The river runs quiet where the water is deep... -- Jean M. Aeul Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that remains far beyond yours. Were it otherwise, she would never have been able to find these words. -- Rainer Maria Rilke Life should not be about finding yourself, but rather creating yourself...we can only truly begin to comprehend ourselves when we are able to look at ourselves from the outside...sometimes life wouldn't seem so short if we didnt wait so long to start living it. -- Author Unknown An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger. -- Dan Rather <--- so he's good for something after all The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. --Anonymous I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. ---Groucho Marx Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy. ---Janet Long The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. ---Samuel Johnson You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions. ---Senator Patrick Leahy If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport. ---George Winters Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. ---Fletcher Knebel Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong. ---Dandemis The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity. ---Harlan Ellison We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to give those people living in the next century or so some idea of what we are like. I have prepared one of my own. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder, and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like. ---Alfred Hitchcock Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. ---Rabbi Julius Gordon A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. ---Joseph Stalin Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. ---John Erskine My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. ---Steven Wright The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces. ---Maureen Murphy If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. ---Mark Twain If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim". ---Lyndon B. Johnson Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. ---Rich Cook Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values. ----Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged |
| Quotes about Sex <---funny but quite tasteless :P Winston Churchill Friedrich Nietzsche |
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