LAUGHING MACHINE

Santa Singh gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. He has never been on an airplane anywhere and gets excited and tense. As soon as he boards the plane, a Boeing 747, he started jumping in excitement, running from seat to seat and shouting, 'BOEING!BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....'. The pilot in the cockpit hears the noise and annoyed by what's goings on, he comes out and shouts, 'BE SILENT!' There's pin-drop silence every where and everybody looks Santa. He stares at the pilot in silence for a few seconds and then starts shouting, 'OEING ! OEING!! OEING!!!OE...'.

A gum-chewing Paki and a Indian are sitting together in a restaurant. The Paki feels really proud to be a Pakistani, so he starts a conversation.

He asks the Indian, "When you eat bread, do you eat all of it?"

"Ji haan!, Of course!" responds the Indian man.

"Well", says the Paki, "we only eat the soft part of it. The rest we collect in containers, take to a factory and put through a mill. What comes out are little breads that we sell in India.

"And what about Chicken?" he continues. "Do you eat all parts of them?"

"Ji Haan! We do," replies the Indian man.

Paki, grinning. "We don`t! We only eat the meaty part of the chicken. The greasy part we collect in containers, take to a factory, put through a mill, and what comes out are little boneless pieces that we sell in India."

Now the Indian is really irritated. So he asks, "And what do Pakis do with their used condoms?"

"Hey, we throw them away of course," says the Paki.

"Ha!" exclaims the Indian man. "We collect them in containers, take them to a factory and put them through a mill. What comes out is chewing gum that we sell in Pakistan!"