LAUGHING MACHINE

Perwez Musharraf,his wife and a sardarji were travelling in a train one time. The train was going through a long tunnel and while in the dark suddenly there is a sound of a big kiss, which is followed by the sound of a slap.

When the train comes out of the tunnel, everyone sees that the Mushraaf's cheek is swollen red.

Now, the Mushraaf looks around confused and thinks,"That sardarji must have tried to kiss his own wife and she slapped me instead of him."

Musharraf's wife wonders, "That Musharraf must have been trying to kiss me and must have kissed the sardarji by mistake!"

And our dear old sardarji is thinks, "I hope we run into another tunnel so I can make another kissing sound and slap the damn Musharraf!"

Santa Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After finishing he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes in running and looks at him in surprise. Manager: "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" Santa: "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, 'Wash Basin'".