LAUGHING MACHINE

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Laloo Yadav went to London. One evening, he felt like talking to his wife and dialed his residence.

Laloo Yadav: O-Hallooo!

Reply: Hello! Laloo Yadav smirks as it is an unfamiliar male voice. He says: Kaun bol raha hai?

Reply: Shaab, main Bahadur.

Laloo Yadav: Bahadur, where did you come from?

Bahadur: Shaab, memsahaab has kept me here. Laloo Yadav shifts uneasily on learning that Rabri�s daring at keeping a pahari Bahadur just the day he has left home.

He says: Ok, go and call memsaab.

Bahadur - Shaab, Memshaab is sleeping with Shaab!

Laloo Yadav turns red and wild with anger.

He screams into the phone: Listen Bahadur, listen to me. I am your real Sahib.

Bahadur: But then who is sleeping with Memshaab?

Laloo Yadav: Woh koi ullu ka pattha hai. Go to the drawing room and get my gun which is hanging there.

After a few seconds Bahadur comes back

Bahadur: Shaab, I�ve got the gun!

Laloo Yadav: And just around there in the drawers should be the bullets, take them and fit them into the gun.

After a minute Bahadur replies: Shaab, it�s ready now.

Laloo Yadav: Now go and kill both the the Memsahib and the fake Sahib!

Two gunshots are heard.

Bahadur comes back to the phone: Shaab, I�ve shot both of them, what do I do with the dead bodies?

Laloo Yadav: Just dig a hole in the garden and bury both of them in it.

Bahadur: Shaab, I don�t get it! This is the fifteenth floor, there�s no garden here!

Laloo Yadav: Oh, sorry, wrong number!