A few months ago, as we were all gathered around the table eating our dinner and chatting with our four children, I asked 7 year old Christopher if he has "centers" in his 2nd grade class at school. None of us were prepared for his response. Let me explain quickly, I live in the Southeastern U.S., and when we say "centers", it comes out sounding the same as "sinners". Christopher quickly quipped, "LOTS of em' and some of em' are nasty like Jordan, too!".

Contributed by Georgia Belle