KatyJane's Star Trek Sims caption contest.
This one's for all the cheese.
Contest Number One:
And the winner is... (drum roll please)  Captain Ice with:

Woman: Now grab and pull.
Guy in the back: So that's how you give an Intergalactic Wedgie.

The other submissions were:
Anna of Borg:
Guy behind them: I'll just pretend she isn't staring at him.
Girl: If he doesn't see me, he won't know who put the "Kick Me" sign on him.

AdamJ:
"Chak, guys don't suffer from VPL."

NAHTMMM:
Tuvok: Captain, since i was relaxing in my sleepwear in my room only a moment ago, I assume this is another of those "aliens beam everyone down and leave the ship defenseless episodes.
Chakotay: "Captain"? Where?
Janeway: SILENCE, Mr. Tuvok! *shove*

mcmac:
*Chakotay thinking to himself*
I really shouldn't be doing this, I really shouldn't. But, Janeway has denied me for too long. I need this release. Its a pity she isn't here.

Computer - delete Tuvok

*Tuvok goes away*

Computer - Remove Kathryn's clothes.
Contest number two:
Try your hand at Outpost 47
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