KatyJane's Star Trek Sims Caption Contest: Round 2
Contest #2:
The co-winners this round were NAHTMMM and Captian Ice,  they get to split the Virtual Cheddar... or you could say they get to cut the er.... never mind.

NAHTMMM:
Chakotay: Wanna go for a cup of coffee, Captain? No pressure--it's not like anyone's thinking of it as a date or anything...
Janeway: Nice try, mister. You are thinking of it as a date.
Chakotay: What? But how could you tell? I was so careful not to give away my real intentions...
Janeway: No matter how hard you tyr, Chakotay, that "Date" thought bubble gives you away every time.
Chakotay: Curse that blasted bubble!

Captain Ice:
Janeway: No Commander, I will NOT meet you for coffee in the ladies room

The other submsisiong were:

GeorgeKirk:
The words-to-pictures attachment for the Universal Translator turns out to be more trouble than it's worth.

Captian Ice:
Janeway: They put something in the coffee. That's why.
Chakotay: Curse them. Now where is that restroom again?

Boltini3000:
Janeway: javajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajava

Captain Ice:
(sung to the tune of that annoying badger song)
Janeway: Java java java java java java java java java java restroom restroom

Nibbles:
Janeway: Want to get some coffee?
Chakotay (thinking): She had to mention coffee didn't she? Where the hell is the bathroom in this place?
Chakotay: (speaking quickly) Sure coffee sounds good. *pause* I'll be right back.

NAHTMMM:
Chakotay: So here's how I figure the highway sign icon for "restrooms" will look...
Janeway: Forget that! I keep telling you, you need to design the icon for "coffeehouse"!

VULCAN:
Janeway: So, what do you think of my coffee cup shaped jucuzzi?
Chakotay: Hmmm... Bathroom.
Janeway: Hey, you're right, no one would know 'cause all the water's warm.

PointyHairedJedi:
Paris senses that Captain Janeway may not be fully concentrating on his status report...

deltadream:
With thoughts of a relationship on his mind, Chakotay goes to a fellow redshiry for advice and is taught how to correctly pour hot coffee, black... the sure way to his woman's heart.
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