| ~*~More Funny Quotes~*~ |
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| ~God Made Elk. God Made Deer. God Made NSYNC A Bunch Of Queers~ ~I wasn't kissing him i was just telling his lips a secret~ ~Guyz r like roses u gotta watch out 4 the little pricks~ ~If ur naughty go to ur room...If u wanna be naughty go to mine!~ ~God created men...then he had a better idea~ ~The more I get to know guyz the more i like my dog~ ~Star Light....Star Bright...where the heck is Mr. Right~ ~It's a gurlz world guyz just live in it~ ~A wise monkey never monkies around w/ another monky's monkey~ ~Give a mouse a cookie and he'll want a glass of milk~ ~4 outta 5 voices say to go back to sleep~ ~A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?~ ~I smile b/c i hav no idea wuts going on~ ~The closest thing u will ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle~ ~I don't need ur attitude I hav one of my own~ ~Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?~ ~Ur just a few fries short of a Happy Meal~ ~Don't look at me in that tone of voice~ ~I dont swim in ur toilet don't pee in my pool~ ~Sarcasm keep u from telling ppl wut u really think of them~ ~If ur happy and u know it......get outta my house!~ ~Y does a rose represent love if a rose always dies?~ ~If barbie is so popular y do u hav to buy her friends?~ ~Even if the voices arn't real they do have some good ideas~ ~Everyone has a photographic memory...some ppl just don't have any film~ ~U may not be blonde but u sure r dumb~ ~I still miss my EX...but my aims improving~ ~Scientists say that 3 out of every 4 ppl are crazy...check 3 friends...if there ok...then it must b u~ ~EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwards~ ~Never underestimate the power of blondes expecially if theres more then one of them~ ~Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe!~ ~You can't kill someone who dosn't want to die~ ~Liars go to hell...so I'll see u there rite?~ ~Live like a snow storm...u'll meet a lotta flakes~ ~Insanity is just anger put to good use~ ~My mommy told me not to talk to strangers...so i don't talkk to myself nemore~ ~Oh im sorry...did i look like i was paying attention?~ ~Im blonde...wuts ur excuse?~ ~Cancel my subscription...I'm over ur issues~ ~The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese~ ~Follow ur heart but take ur brain with u~ ~I luv not being you~ ~Guyz r great every gurl should own 1~ ~B4 criticizing someone, walk a mile in there shoes that way when u criticize them ur a mile away from them and you have their shoes~ ~Roses R Red, Violets R Blu, Sugar Is Sweet, And So R U, But The Roses R Wilted, The Violets R Dead, The Sugar Bowl's Empty, And So Is Ur Head~ ~B4 u give some1 a piece of ur mind make sure u have some 2 spare~ ~I haven't failed i've just found 10,000 ways that don't work~ ~No Ones A Virgin... Life Screws Us All~ ~A man is a king...a king is a rular... a rular's 12 inches...r u still a man?~ ~It's not PMS i just hate u~ ~There r 3 sides to every story...urs, mine, and the truth~ ~He's got the IQ of a dead flashlite battery~ |
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| Any of u that know me, know that this is an on going joke btwn me and my friends. My boyfriend found this and sent it 2 me and i couldn't resits putting it on here! And to every guy out there: YOU MURDERER!! |