| ~*~Funny Quotes~*~ |
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| ~*~Drugs r our enemy. The Bible says "Love thy enemy"~*~ ~*~A person on top of a toilet is high on pot~*~ ~*~I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose~*~ ~*~My family tree is a stump and the gene pool could use a filter~*~ ~*~98% of all statistics r made up~*~ ~*~Constipated ppl don't give a crap~*~ ~*~Life is a free circus all u have to do is pay attention~*~ ~*~I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it~*~ ~*~Bad Pick Up Lines~*~ ~Hey baby, Y don't u come sit on my lap and we'll talk bout the first thing that POPZ up~ ~If I told u that u had a nice body would u hold it against me?~ ~I wanna use ur thighs as earmuffs~ ~R those real?~ ~Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on you. Although if i was on u I'd be cumming too~ ~Nice dress can i talk u out of it?~ ~Lets play army...I'll lay down and u can blow the hell outta me~ ~I miss my teddy bear would u sleep w/ me?~ ~Hey baby, can i tickle ur belly from the inside?~ ~*~Q&A~*~ Q: Wuts the fastest way to a mans heart? A: Strait through his chest w/ a sharp knife Q: Y is it so hard for a woman to find a man that is sensitive, careing, and good looking? A: B/C those me already hav boyfriends Q: Wuts a man's view on safe sex? A: A padded headboard Q: Who is the most popular guy in the nudist colony? A: The guy that can carry a cup of coffee in both hands and still be able to carry a dozen donuts. Q: Who is the most popular woman in the nudist colony? A: The one that gets the last donut. "Woman's faults are many. But men have only 2...everything they think and everything they do." "It's national Moron week, I'm glad to see ur participating." "Everyone has the right to be stupid but ur abusing the privlage" "Men have sight women have insight." |
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