Portrait
A middle aged woman decided to have her portrait painted by an artist who was a good friend of hers. She told the artist...
"Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex. "
"But you don't have any of those things."
"I know," she said. "It's in case I die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.
Posted October 25, 2001