Random Programmer Thoughts
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work."
Analyst to programmer: You start coding. I'll go find out what they want.
Computer Science: Solving today's problems tomorrow.
Hit any user to continue.
I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Standards are industry's way of codifying obsolescence.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Posted October 15, 2001