Mergers

-Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become "Hale Mary Fuller Grace".

-Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become "Polly-Warner-Cracker".

-3M and Goodyear merge to become "MMMGood".

-John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become "Deere Abi".

-Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become "Zip Audi Do Da".

-Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become "Honey I'm Home".

-Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become "Mine All Mine".

-Federal Express and UPS merge to become "FED UP".

-Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs.

-Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become "Fairwell Honeychild".

-3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become "3 Penney Opera".

-Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and become "Knott NOW"!

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Posted September 08, 2001

Katie Tyson

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