Windows
There was this blonde lady who saw an ad in the paper for double pane windows. She called and had the company install the windows for her. After a month they sent her a bill and she threw it in the trash. The second month they sent her another bill and she threw it in the trash. She kept doing this until the fourth bill came with a summons to court. When she got to court the judge asked her if the window company had installed windows for her and she replied yes they did. He asked if the windows were O. K. and she said they are wonderful. The judge then asked why she had not paid the bill they sent her.
She replied, "Their ad plainly stated that the windows would pay for themselves within a year."
Posted August 28, 2001